Memorable quotes for
"JAG" (1995)

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Mac: What do you want?
Harm: I want a lot of things.
Mac: What do you want the most?
Harm: The thing I want most... is to never lose you.

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[Harm, Mac and Bud are talking. Harriet walks up to them]
Bud: Hey honey.
Mac: Hi honey.

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Lt Cmdr Manetti: I never miss a chance to shut up, and this seems like a dandy time.

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Mac: Well, you're not alone, Harm. In one way or another, we're all searching for something.
Harm: Oh, yeah? What are you searching for?
Mac: What every woman wants... a great career, a good man, and comfortable shoes-lots and lots of them.

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Mac: Men come and go, they lose their hair, their looks, but diamonds stay hard forever.

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Mac: You know, men seem to pass through my life... except for you. Will you always be there?
Harm: Yes.
[Harm turns to face Mac]
Mac: Well then you need to know what the doctor told me...
Harm: [Camera zooms out and shows Harm reaching for Mac's hand]
[screen fades out]

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Bud: [to Harriet over the phone] You cannot wear a dress stolen from Madonna!
Mac: [off to the side, to Harm] We taught him well, didn't we?

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Ens.: I hope the ghost of Jacob Marley drops chains on your foot!

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Mac: What are you doing with those books, Bud?
Bud: Oh, these were just some I used in law school.
Mac: I thought you were maybe researching something for Lt. Rabb.
Bud: [clearly nervous] Oh, I'm not. And, if I were, I couldn't tell you, but since I'm not... I can... can't I?

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Admiral Chegwidden: I am Admiral Chegwidden. Before I leave this hangar, I will know the whys and hows of Lieutenant Douglas Marion's death, or Commander Rabb will have your ass... and I'm going to own your soul.

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Admiral Chegwidden: [Harm and Mac are constantly saying the opposite of each other] Can the two of you agree on anything?
Mac: [simultaneously] Yes.
Harm: No.

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Bud: [Bud mumbles then writes something down] Why are we in an interrogation room?
Special Agent Clayton Webb: Oh, this isn't a interrogation room. It's a reception room.
Bud: [Bud looks around and notices a mirror, goes over to the mirror and starts looking at it suspecting that there are other agents behind it]
Special Agent Clayton Webb: It's a mirror, lieutenant.

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Admiral Chegwidden: [Harriet has just announced that she's pregnant with twins] Don't the two of you get to sleep?
Bud: Apparently not.

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Bud: [his client is quite large] This case is bigger than you are.
[pause]
Bud: Metaphorically speaking.

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Lt. j.g. Meg Austin: I can decipher computer codes in as little as 30 seconds, sir.
Harm: And as long as?
Lt. j.g. Meg Austin: Three days, but that was in Chinese.

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Bud: [trying to apologize to Harriet] I don't want to look at naked breasts! I want to look at yours!
[long pause]
Bud: Excuse me, I think I'll go hang myself now.

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