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1. The 84th Annual Academy Awards (2012 TV Special)
You're only two years older than me, darling. Where have you been all my life? I have a confession to make. When I first emerged from my mother's womb, I was already rehearsing my Academy thank you speech. But it was so long ago, mercifully for you I've forgotten it. But I haven't forgotten who to thank. The Academy, of course, for this extraordinary honor. And my fellow nominees: Kenneth, Nick, Jonah, dear Max. I'm so proud to be in your company. Of course I wouldn't be here at all if it weren't for Michael Mills and his enchanting film, "Beginners." And my screen partner, of course, Ewan McGregor, that superb artist who I would happily share this award with if I had any decency - but I don't. All the producers at Olympus Films, especially Leslie Urdang and Miranda de Pencier. All the people at Focus, for their tremendous generosity and support. And not to mention my, haha, little band of agents provocateurs: Lou Pitt and his wife Berta, Carter Cohn, Pippa Markham, Perry Zimel, who've tried so hard to keep me out of jail. My daughter Amanda, who always makes me proud. And lastly, my long-suffering wife, Elaine, who deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for coming to my rescue every day of my life. Thank you so much.
I can't believe somebody put cinematography up first, 'cause that can only go up from this point. I want to thank you all. Marty, you're a genius, as usual. And Graham, sticking in there all the way. I'd love to thank Ian, Chris, Gregor. Kanchan, Maya, BB, they're all my family. And to all the past, future and present filmmakers, this is for you.
Thank you so much. This is crazy. Someone asked me if this film was for kids and, I don't know, but it was certainly created by a bunch of grownups acting like children, and we just had the best time. I want to thank the real-world chameleon, Mr. Johnny Depp, and the entire cast for coming out and playing. To the artists, Crash McCreery, Jim Byrkit, Hal Hickel, Tim Alexander, John Knoll, everybody at Blind Wink and ILM who put so much passion into every frame. And to the early believers, John Logan, Graham King, Brad Grey, and everyone at Paramount who really let us try something different. And to my beautiful wife and my family, who inspire me every day with their smiles and laughter. It doesn't get any better than this. Thank you.
Yes, thank you. Thank you very much. I have an Oscar. I forgot my speech. Okay. I am the happiest director in the world right now. Thank you for that. Thank you, the Academy. Thank you, all of you. I want to thank my beloved producer, Thomas Langmann. Thank you. I want to thank the, the Harvey Weinstein Company, okay. I want to thank the cast. Jean, Bérénice, you know, thank you. James Cromwell, John Goodman, Missi Pyle, Penelope, all of you, Malcolm McDowell, thank you very much. I want to thank all the crew. I want to thank Uggie, the dog. I think he doesn't care. I'm not sure he understand what I say - he's not that good - but thank you. I want to thank the financier, the crazy person who put money in that movie. I want to thank the people who helped that movie, like Thierry Frémaux, or Paul Rassam, mon pote, thank you. And also I want to thank the movie, because the movie, since this movie has been made, its life is full of grace and it brings to us joy and happiness. And sometimes life is wonderful and today is one of these days. Thank you for giving it to me. Thank you very much. Thank you.
2. We Know Where You Live (2001 TV Movie)
Ewan McGregor as Obe Wan Kenobi... It's an odd bit of casting
3. The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2011 TV Special)
Also not nominated "I love you Philip Morris". Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor: two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay, so the complete opposite of some famous scientologist thing. Um, probably. My lawyers helped me to get away with that joke; they're not here.
4. The Distressed Watcher (2010 TV Series)
Episode: Phantom Menace: Part 1 (2010)
Our heroes are Qui-Gon Jinn, played by Liam Neeson, and Obi-Wan Kenobi, played by... who gives a fuck? Okay, okay, his name is "E-wan" McGregor if you really want to know.
5. Overrated (2015 Short Film)
Well, in my professional opinion, relationships only really work in our dreams. Like Ewan McGregor and I. Oh, yea... recurrently.
6. Displacement (2016 Short Film)
Okay, well, you don't have to watch them. They're not really that important. I mean, you can if you want to, but I will say that Ewan McGregor is pretty amazing. They actually just came out with a seventh one. It's great. It's really great.
6 titles.