15 titles.

1. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Vacation Solution (2012)
And just to be safe, when you talk to him don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners, foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control, organic food, the designated hitter rule, recycling or the fact that you're Jewish.
2. NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Tribes (2008)
I saw it last week. Sean Penn is a genius. Phoebe Cates is a babe. Now... do you mind?
3. Modern Family (2009 TV Series)
Episode: When a Tree Falls (2012)
You're a list maker. I'm a dreamer. Sean Penn would play me in a movie, or Anne Hathaway if they were going for a female-driven vehicle.
4. How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Little Boys (2007)
Well, I'm *The* Game, well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.
5. Community (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Biology 101 (2011)
Sean Penn called, he said dial it back. Sean Penn is an actor...
I know who Sean Penn is! I've seen "Milk!" Now get out of my class!
6. American Dad! (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Great Space Roaster (2010)
You have the undeserved ego of Jeremy Piven, the annoying self righteousness of Sean Penn and the embarrassing hypocrisy of Rush Linbar, you're almost as bad as Rachel Ray
7. Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996 TV Series)
Sean Penn got me right here.
8. Tropic Thunder (2008)
Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes? You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty-handed.
Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man - looks retarded, acts retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cars, autistic, sho', not retarded. You got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump - slow yes, retarded maybe, but he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition, that ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There - infatile yes, retarded no. You went full retard, man... Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam - went full retard, went home empty handed.
9. Movie 43 (2013)
It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing.
10. Summer School (1987)
Well, you see, that's sort of confusing. It's either David Lee Roth who's on tour or Sean Penn. And I'd really hate to upset Madonna.
11. Repossessed (1990)
Look, it's Sean Penn!
12. The 81st Annual Academy Awards (2009 TV Special)
How did he do it? How, for so many years, did Sean Penn get all those jobs playing straight men?
Oh my God. This was, this was not an easy film to make. And first off, I have to thank Cleve Jones and Anne Kronenberg and all the real-life people who shared their stories with me. And Gus Van Sant, Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin, James Franco and our entire cast, my producers Dan Jinks and Bruce Cohen, everyone at Groundswell and Focus for taking on the challenge of telling this life-saving story. When I was thirteen years old, my beautiful mother and my father moved me from a conservative Mormon home in San Antonio, Texas, to California, and I heard the story of Harvey Milk. And it gave me hope. It gave me the hope to live my life. It gave me the hope one day I could live my life openly as who I am and that maybe even I could even fall in love and one day get married. I wanna, I wanna thank my mom, who has always loved me for who I am even when there was pressure not to. But most of all, if Harvey had not been taken from us thirty years ago, I think he'd want me to say to all of the gay and lesbian kids out there tonight who have been told that they are less than by their churches or by the government or by their families, that you are beautiful, wonderful creatures of value and that no matter what anyone tells you God does love you, and that very soon, I promise you, you will have equal rights, federally, across this great nation of ours. Thank you. Thank you. And thank you, God, for giving us Harvey Milk.
13. Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (2008 TV Series)
Episode: Sean Penn (2010)
hello my name is "Seth Galifianakis", I'm filling in filling in for my brother Zach because he couldn't be here today because he's at an adult fat camp, my guest today is a famous actor and a humanitarian, please welcome Sean Penn
hello my name is "Seth Galifianakis", I'm filling in filling in for my brother Zach because he couldn't be here today because he's at an adult fat camp, my guest today is a famous actor and a humanitarian, please welcome Sean Penn
thank you, Sean, for being on the show
oh, that's funny, it's like the guy's name is "ballpoint" and your last name's Penn, I bet you get that a lot when people say " hey, it'd be funny if your name was "felt", like "felt Penn", is your first name "Silvania"?
thank you, Sean, for being on the show
oh, that's funny, it's like the guy's name is "ballpoint" and your last name's Penn, I bet you get that a lot when people say " hey, it'd be funny if your name was "felt", like "felt Penn", is your first name "Silvania"?
14. 73rd Golden Globe Awards (2016 TV Special)
Shoosh! Shut up! You... disgusting, pill-popping, sexual, deviant scum. Ok, I wanna do this monologue and then go into hiding, okay. Not even Sean Penn will find me.
15. The 76th Annual Academy Awards (2004 TV Special)
Oh boy! Wow. Thank you so much, members of the Academy. This is really a lovely, lovely honor. I'd like to thank my fellow nominees, who are all spectacular, and I want to work with all of you in a movie at some point. Dennis Lehane, Brian Helgeland for the writing of this amazing script. Clint Eastwood, you're so great. You're such an amazing director. And you're making my mantel very crowded. Thank you. It's due to you, sir. My fellow cast members: Sean Penn, Kevin Bacon, Marcia Gay Harden, Laura Linney, Laurence Fishburne. The crew was fantastic. Toni Howard, Lisa Kasteler, Alan Horn, Bruce Berman, Jeff Robinov, and from Warner Bros. Joe Hyams. Judie Hoyt, Rob Lorenz. My mom and dad. Dave, Adele, Gabi, Terry - hang in there. You can kick it. Geiss family, your dad's smiling down on you. Susan, I love you so much. Eva, Jack, Miles, thanks for being there for me. Susan, thanks for being the best friend one could have. The Actors' Gang in "Embedded" in New York, thank you so much for putting up with me being here. And I would like to say one more thing. In this movie I play a victim of abuse and violence, and if you are out there and are a person that has had that tragedy befall you, there is no shame and no weakness in seeking help and counseling. It is sometimes the strongest thing that you can do to stop the cycle of violence. Thank you.
15 titles.