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I Married a Witch (1942) Poster

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Wooley - civil war incarnation: Where is the nearest recruiting office?

His wife: Oh, running off to war like a coward.

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Wallace Wooley: I'm afraid you've got a hangover.

Daniel: Don't tell me what I've got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892... B.C.

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Wallace Wooley: Mere physical beauty isn't everything.

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Daniel: Goodbye, Jennifer, be a bad girl.

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Daniel: [(sings)] For tonight I merry merry be / Tomorrow I'll be sober.

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Daniel: Pistol, pistol, let there be/Murder in the first degree

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Jennifer: Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd.

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Dr. Dudley White: It's OK. He fell out of the window.

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Dr. Dudley White: Oh well, it's late, I've got to be getting into my strait jacket. I'll call a broom.

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J.B. Masterson: Will you try to be a little more pleasant, at least until after the wedding?

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Wallace Wooley: Now you listen to me, young lady. Come on. Get up.

Jennifer: [she stands] I'm listening, Mr. Wooley.

[he stares at her]

Jennifer: Why do you look at me that way? Oh, my dress. Do you like it?

Wallace Wooley: I-I don't know. It's such a shock to see you dressed. I mean... you're beautiful.

Jennifer: Enough to make a man fall in love?

Wallace Wooley: Mere physical beauty isn't everything.

Jennifer: [disappointed] That's what I thought.

Wallace Wooley: [clears his throat] Look here, Jennifer.

Jennifer: I don't like the tone of your voice!

Wallace Wooley: Well, I swallowed some smoke last night.

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Jennifer: 'Twould be nice to have lips... lips to whisper lies... lips to kiss man and make him suffer. Father, why cannot I have lips, and eyes, and hair?

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First Prisoner: Hey, that's Wallace Wooley! Don't tell me they're tossing him in the clink.

Second Prisoner: Looks that way. Well, pay off, brother. They're not electing no con for governor. Bensinger is a cinch.

First Prisoner: [to Wooley] Ehh! Why wouldn't you keep straight until after you was elected like everybody else does!

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