Lily Munster:
Oh, Marilyn... the circles under your eyes. How lovely you look today.
Grandpa Munster:
Hmm. What smells so good?
Herman Munster:
I cut myself shaving.
Marilyn Munster:
What does Ramone look like?
Lily Munster:
He looks a little like Cary Grant, the poor man.
Lily Munster:
Herman tried to build a ship inside a bottle. We had to break the bottle to get him out.
Lily:
Eddie! You better start dawdling, or you're going to be on time for school!
Lily Munster:
When is that silly bird going to get girls off his mind?
The Raven:
Nevermore, nevermore.
[
repeated line]
Herman Munster:
DARN, DARN, DARN, DARN!
Herman Munster:
[
reading a poem he wrote as an advertising jingle for his mortuary employer] When your days on earth are over / And you've gone to your reward, / Let us put you 'neath the clover / At a price you can afford.
[
repeated line]
Herman Munster:
Oh, goody!
Lily Munster:
Grandpa, if you want the ketchup, just say "Please pass the ketchup", not "Shoot me the plasma!"
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