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One Million AC/DC (1969)

| Comedy, Fantasy
A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.

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Susan Berkely
Billy Wolf
Sharon Wells ...
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Natasha
Nancy McGavin
Tod Badker
Tony Brooks
Pam English
Shari Stevens
John Lee
Bonnie Walker
Harry Stone
Mary Doyle
Gail Lavon
Greg Mathis
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A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.

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See...Vala, the voluptuous cave babe! See...Mota, the mighty war-lard! See...Dino, the plastic-eating dinosaur!

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Edward D. Wood Jr. wrote the screenplay under the pseudonym Akdon Telmig, which is one letter away from being a reverse Vodka Gimlet. See more »

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Spoofs One Million B.C. (1940) See more »

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AC/DC should sue
14 August 2004 | by See all my reviews

A soft-core movie( I won't call it a comedy, as it's not funny) with inserts of a dinosaur toy. Directed by Gary Graver who has directed 125 movies thus far and none of the watchable (well save for "Arroused", but that's only for Traci Lords) It's pretty horrid when you have to proclaim the worst movie of Ed Woods Jr's life, but that's just what this is. The girls are not even good-looking as they look like they just strolled off a hippie commune. Hippie commune girls are nasty with a capital N. Saw this crap-fest on a Something Weird DVD double-feature with "the Mighty Gorga"

My Grade: F

Eye Candy: every girl gets nude, but there's NOT supermodels BY FAR!!!

Something Weird DVD Extras: Shorts: 'Nightmare', 'Prehistoric Days, and 'Diane the Jungle Girl and her Gorilla of Love'; exploitation art Gallery; Theatrical Trailer; Trailers for :Valley of the Dragons", "Lost Continent", "Equinox", "the Lock Ness Terror", "The Cyclops", "Island of the Dinosaurs", "The Cyclops", "Tom Thumb". and "Sound of Horrors"

Easter Egg: old Volkswagon commercial


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