Memorable quotes for
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970) More at IMDbPro »

Kelly: When does ANY party start? When you get there!

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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: This is my happening and it freaks me out!

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Casey Anderson: There's juice freaks, and pill freaks, and then everybody's a freak! What you need is grass or a downer or something

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Kelly MacNamara: In a scene like this you get a contact-high!

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Petronella Danforth: Don't bogart the joint!

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Ashley St. Ives: You're a groovy boy. I'd like to strap you on sometime.

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Kelly MacNamara: Come on, man. I doubt if you'd recognize a hippie. I'm a capitalist, baby. I work for my living, not suck off somebody else.

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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: You will drink the black sperm of my vengence.

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Partygoer #1: You're a moonchild.
Partygoer #2: And you're a bitch!

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Petronella Danforth: C'mon, Casey. The principal's supposed to hit me with a coupla caps of acid.

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Susan Lake: I guess liquor's considered pretty square.
Petronella Danforth: Same as grass. Depends on how you use it.

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Harris Allsworth: I want it, I need it, I love it when a beautiful woman licks between my toes.

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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: Leave? No! You have not yet graced our gathering with a song. Come, my dear, I must present you to the faithful. Now!

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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: And you, the infamous Ashley St. Ives, high priestess of carnality, what thou think of our fair minstrels?

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[Kelly and Z-Man have walked into a bathroom to find a couple having sex in Z-Man's bathroom]
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: Glad to see my audience in such happy dalliance. Pray, let them joust in peace!

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[Ronnie is showing Kelly around the party, pointing out some of his more interesting guests]
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: Languid Roxanne finds beauty, that delicate pinch of feminine spice with which she oftens flavors her interludes. Ah, look there, Lance Rocke! Greek god and part-time actor. See how well he performs?
[Lance is dancing with and looking at a female guest flirtaciously]
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: The golden hair, the bedroom eyes, the firm young body. All are available for a price...

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Porter Hall: She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male, and the other two, well the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there... and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes... reefers.

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Kelly: Up yours, Ratso!

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Kelly: [seductively] Why don't you lose your laundry, Porter?

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Lance Rocke: The chick's been sleepin' with *me*, you got it?
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: Knowing you, I'm sure she has. Have you run an audit on her books yet? Or are you still... screwing on faith?

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Petronella Danforth: [caught in flagrante] Emerson, but you were gonna study! You said you were going to study!

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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: [dismissing his Nazi manservant for the night] Be sure to turn off the ovens.

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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: Z-Man? There is no Z-Man, varlet. And indeed, it's not a game we play. I am Superwoman!

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Susan Lake: Porter, you have an unending capacity for counterfeit astonishment.

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Harris Allsworth: [sitting in a wheelchair] Checkmate. I can't move.

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Porter Hall: Now as your legal advisor, I wish you'd let me handle this in my own discreet way.
Susan Lake: I've already seen a display of your discretion. It's reminiscent of a meat axe!

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Ashley St. Ives: Like Sigmund Freud said, take away the guilt and who'd ever wanna get laid?
Harris Allsworth: Then why don't ya lay Sigmund Freud?

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Ashley St. Ives: Step into my web said the spider, etcetera.

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