[
repeated line]
Ben Shockley:
Nag, nag, nag.
[
calmly speaking like a stewardess to the passengers of the hijacked bus, as she is holding a gun]
Gus Mally:
Sorry for this inconvience, ladies and gentlemen, but at this time, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave the bus. Please be sure and take all your belongings with you and I promise arrangements will be made for your continued journey as quickly as possable.
[
Passengers stare at her dumbfounded]
Gus Mally:
Well?
[
waves gun and shouts]
Gus Mally:
HAUL ASS!
Ben Shockley:
On a scale of one to ten, I'd have to give her a two, and that's because I haven't seen a one before.
Gus Mally:
You probably don't know if I'm good in bed.
Ben Shockley:
How's our Assistant D.A. these days?
Josephson:
Shit! He couldn't convict Hitler.
Gus Mally:
You cheap shot, gutless bastard! You really get off roughing up girls, don't you? Big man! Big 45 caliber fruit!
Ben Shockley:
That's me!
Constable:
Them fellers up there are gonna wonder why you bailed out. And I'm gonna tell 'em. You chose sides. Got yourself a little nookie and chose sides.
Blakelock:
Now, can you handle it, or do I have to write it out in braille and shove it up your ass?
Constable:
I got this here buddy, he had the idea one time we'd open up a string of whorehouses and advertise them like them fried chicken places. "Finger lickin' good!"
[
laughs hysterically]
Ben Shockley:
Exactly. Reasonable suspicion. I can go anywhere I please if I have reasonable suspicion. Now if I have suspicion a felony's been committed, I can just walk right in here anytime I feel like it, 'cause I got this badge, I got this gun, and I got the love of Jesus right here in my pretty green eyes.
Biker:
Hey, that's our bikes Charlie!
Ben Shockley:
And this is my gun Clyde!
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