[Before opening night at the theatre]
Master Sardu: Ralphus, break a leg.
Ralphus: Whose, Master?
Master Sardu: Her mouth shall make an interesting urinal!
[torturing a girl on the rack]
Master Sardu: This will go far beyond every STRETCH of the imagination.
[after sawing a naked woman's hand off]
Master Sardu: Oh yes! Now we're getting the proper reaction.
Ralphus: Is she dead, master?
Master Sardu: Not quite.
Ralphus: If she died, no new show.
Master Sardu: I know, idiot.
Master Sardu: Well, how's our little patient today?
Natasha D'Natalie: I won't dance.
Master Sardu: Enough of that. Time to recoup your energy. Ralphus has made some chicken soup for you.
[feeding Natasha]
Master Sardu: There. He made it especially for you.
Natasha D'Natalie: Mmm.
Master Sardu: Delicious?
Ralphus: My mother taught me. I used the whole chicken. The secret is cooking it alive.
Tom Maverick: [while almost falling because he stepped on something] They shouldin't have stuff lying around, people could fall.
[picks up a severed head]
Tom Maverick: Ugh!
[drops the head]
Sergeant John Tucci: What's the matter Tom? Never got a little head before?
[While playing a game with Ralphus]
Master Sardu: How often to I have to tell you, I'm brown, your white!
Natasha D'Natalie: This isn't S&M, this is Art!

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