Memorable quotes for
Cheech & Chong's Next Movie (1980) More at IMDbPro »

Cheech: Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!

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Cheech (singing): Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B.

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[to a girl on the phone]
Cheech: You wanna come over to my place? Okay. I'll be here with balls on.

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Cheech: Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!

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Gloria's Mom: [while driving] Watch the road.
Cheech: OK, where's it gonna go.

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Cheech: [seeing a jar with a yellowish fluid inside] Hey Man, what took you so long. Hey, can have some of that man, let me have a sip.
Chong: What, this, oh here.
[hands him the jar]
Cheech: Yeah man... wait a minute,
[sniffs the inside]
Cheech: Hey man, that's pee!
Chong: Of course.
Cheech: Hey man, what are you doing with pee, man?
Chong: It's for my probation officer.
Cheech: What, does he drink pee?
Chong: No man, he said he wanted me to bring some in next time, but I forgot to rinse the jar out first, and once he sees the mayonnaise floatin' around, he'll think I'm on some weird drug again, and I'm really gonna f**k with his mind this time.
Cheech: Yeah, what did you do?
Chong: Put my SISTERS pee in it.
Cheech: [laughs it out] Your sister?
Chong: Yeah, she's pregnant!
[both laugh]
Cheech: So, how about it man, did she get the weed?
Chong: No man, she's out of it, We're just waiting on some from Columbia.

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Guard at the Studio Entrance.: [to Cheech] Hey, Fella, you need a pass.
Cheech: [Cheech is covered in ashes after the car explosion] Oh, uh... I'm with the Towering Inferno, man.

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Guard at the Studio Entrance.: [to Cheech after leaving in a van] Hey, Fella, your pass?
Cheech: Pass, oh thanks a lot man.

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[after shifting gasoline that has spilt on their clothes, Chong tries to light a joint]
Chong: You got a light, man?
Chong: Huh, oh yeah, here
[hands him a lighter]
Chong: Hey I don't think you better light it in here, man.
Chong: Why?
Cheech: Ah, these gas fumes, man.
Chong: Oh man.
[flicks the lighter]
Cheech: I don't know.
[the inside of the car explodes]

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Cheech: Holy sheep shit! It's guitar heaven!

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