Tragedy Row:
Hey, Paradise, I think I seen this guy on TV, but I can't remember if he's a singer or an evangelist.
Paradise Alley:
I don't care what he is! Who are you and where's Sylvius?
Dave Speed:
I know who I am and I know who you are. But do you know who he is?
Willy Dunlop:
Get 'em up there!
Dave Speed:
There's illegal gambling going on inside that truck!
Willy Dunlop:
Now I'm not saying they weren't counterfeit fish, but even if they were, there's no law against it. Or is there?
The Chief:
You're the one who gave him only five minutes to get here.
Willy Dunlop:
Well, then he's got an answering service! That's what he's got!
Dave Speed:
That's not true, Sarge.
The Chief:
I remember one time in police college I painted myself green and pretended to be a Martian!
Willy Dunlop:
Yeah, that's great, Chief.
Dave Speed:
(After flushing money down the toilet) These days money really goes down the drain.
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