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The Monster Squad (1987) More at IMDb Pro »

Horace: Wolfman's got nards!

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Sean: If we pull this off, I'm gonna shit!

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Rudy: You dropped your candy bar, E.J.
E.J.: It's his.
Rudy: It's yours now.
E.J.: Rudy!
Rudy: Eat.
E.J.: Rudy, I'm not gonna...
Rudy: Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.

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Eugene: Creature stole my twinkie!

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Eugene: Is she a versgin?
Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it!
Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old!
Scary German Guy: I'll help her!

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Horace: [to Sean] Scary German guy is bitchin'!

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Horace: No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?
Sean: Midnight, end of the world, remember?

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[Dracula throws dynamite in the boys' tree house]
Dracula: Meeting adjourned.
[the tree house explodes]

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Frankenstein: BOGUS! Bogus.

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Rudy: Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? K-Mart?

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Sean: Rudy find some silver bullets.
Rudy: Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?
Sean: I don't know. Fat kid get a map, find Shadowbrook Road.
Horace: What do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?"

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Patrick: Rudy, where you going?
Rudy: [cigarette in his mouth, pulling out crossbow] I'm in the goddamn club aren't I ?

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Patrick: You're not a virgin are you?
Patrick's Sister: [shakes her head]
Patrick: No? What do you mean No?
Patrick's Sister: Well, Steve... but he doesn't count.
Patrick: DOESN'T COUNT?

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Phoebe: [outside the tree house, wanting to join the club] Mom says you have to let me in or else it's prescription!
Sean: That's 'discrimination' jerkoid! Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're getting in here!

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Dracula: [holding Phoebe up by her throat] Give me the amulet, you BITCH!

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Patrick: Aww, man, fat kid farted!

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Rudy: See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf.

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E.J.: Hey Fat Kid! Good job.
Horace: My name... is Horace!
[Cocks shotgun]

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[At the treehouse the squad does a team huddle with their hands. Pete, the dog, lifts its paw on top]
Rudy: How does that dog get up here anyway?

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Rudy: [after ridding the mummy] See ya later, Band-Aid Breath!

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Sean: Rudy. Question.
Rudy: Shoot.
Sean: Know any virgins?
Rudy: [spit take]

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[holds a glinting sharp knife in the dim sunlight of his living room]
Scary German Guy: Boys, time is almost up.
[after a moment pause]
Scary German Guy: For last chance of some pie.

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[begging the cops to lock him up]
Wolfman: [fires two shots in the air] Lock me up!

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Det. Del Crenshaw: Suck on this you son of a bitch!

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