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| Bette Midler | ... | Deborah Fifer | |
| Woody Allen | ... | Nick Fifer | |
| Bill Irwin | ... | Mime | |
| Daren Firestone | ... | Sam | |
| Rebecca Nickels | ... | Jennifer | |
| Paul Mazursky | ... | Doctor Hans Clava | |
| Gregory Moore | ... | Barber Shop Quartet | |
| Michael Brown | ... | Barber Shop Quartet | |
| Jonathan Guss | ... | Barber Shop Quartet | |
| David Frye | ... | Barber Shop Quartet | |
| Joseph Warren | ... | Joe Cool & the Coolers (Rap Group) | |
| Brian Warren | ... | Joe Cool & the Coolers (Rap Group) | |
| Darrell Mason | ... | Joe Cool & the Coolers (Rap Group) | |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Pianist | |
| Augustin Bustamante | ... | El Mariachi Bustamente | |
| Leonel Cruz | ... | El Mariachi Bustamente | |
| Telmo Hernández | ... | El Mariachi Bustamente | |
| Steve Ortiz | ... | El Mariachi Bustamente | |
| Ramon Ponce | ... | El Mariachi Bustamente | |
| Fernando Quinones | ... | El Mariachi Bustamente | |
| Joan Delaney | ... | Woman Interviewer | |
| Amanda Bruce | ... | Woman Interviewee | |
| Betsy Mazursky | ... | Information Woman | |
| Jack Brodsky | ... | Pharmacist | |
| Glen Alterman | ... | Owner Museum Shop | |
| Marilyn Pasekoff | ... | Woman at Book Store | |
| Patrick Farrelly | ... | Santa | |
| Hidehiko Takada | ... | Sushi Chef | |
| Tichina Arnold | ... | Ticket Seller | |
| Wanakee Legardy | ... | Dress Shop Saleswoman | |
| Carol Harris | ... | Waitress Nuvo Navajo | |
| Vira Colorado | ... | Security Guard | |
| Billy Graham | ... | Security Guard | |
| Chun Long Zhang | ... | Chinese Acrobat | |
| Kamarr | ... | Magician | |
| Kathy Kamarr | ... | Magician's Assistant | |
| Robert Garrett | ... | Bartender | |
| Fabio | ... | Handsome Man (as Fabio Lanzoni) | |
| Steven Dominic Prestianni | ... | Male Sikh | |
| Heather Golden | ... | Female Sikh | |
| José Rafael Arango | ... | Bus Boy | |
| Bobby Caravella | ... | Man in Parking Garage | |
| Laura Baler | ... | Chocolate Candy Girl | |
| James Duane Polk | ... | Man on Movie Line | |
| Penny Gaston | ... | Pharmacy Patrons | |
| Minna Rose | ... | Pharmacy Patrons | |
| Stewart Russell | ... | Pharmacy Patrons | |
| Joe Viviani | ... | Pharmacy Patrons | |
| Larry Sherman | ... | Man on Carphone | |
| Shirô Oishi | ... | Man on Carphone | |
| Ron Barry-Barry | ... | Man on Carphone | |
| Michael Greene | ... | Motorcyclist | |
| Stuart H. Pappé | ... | Motorcyclist (as Stuart Pappé) | |
| Andre Philippe | ... | Taxi Driver | |
| Phillip Nozaki | ... | Kid in Van | |
| Donnie Kelber | ... | Kid in Van | |
| Rene Victor | ... | (voice) | |
| Anne Lockhart | ... | (voice) | |
| Pam Hayden | ... | (voice) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Jill Church | ... | Babe (uncredited) | |
| Terry Dinan | ... | Shopper (uncredited) | |
| Christopher Gambale | ... | Book Store Clerk (uncredited) | |
| Anibal O. Lleras | ... | Janitor (uncredited) | |
| Rob Moretti | ... | Extra (uncredited) | |
| Rich Pecci | ... | Mall rat (uncredited) | |
| Soon-Yi Previn | ... | Woman in Line at the Mall (uncredited) | |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | California Long Haired Man (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Paul Mazursky | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Roger L. Simon | (written by) & | |
| Paul Mazursky | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Pato Guzman | .... | co-producer | |
| Paul Mazursky | .... | producer | |
| Patrick McCormick | .... | co-producer | |
| Stuart H. Pappé | .... | associate producer (as Stuart Pappé) | |
Original Music by | |||
| Marc Shaiman | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Fred Murphy | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Stuart H. Pappé | (as Stuart Pappé) | ||
Casting by | |||
| Joy Todd | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Pato Guzman | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Steven J. Jordan | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Leslie Bloom | (as Les Bloom) | ||
Costume Design by | |||
| Albert Wolsky | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Annette Bianco | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Fern Buchner | .... | makeup artist (as Fern Buckner) | |
| Shirley Crawford | .... | hair stylist: Los Angeles | |
| Romaine Greene | .... | hair stylist (as Romaine Green) | |
| Barbara Lorenz | .... | hair stylist: Ms. Midler | |
| Michael Lorenz | .... | makeup artist: Los Angeles | |
| Bob Mills | .... | makeup artist: Ms. Midler | |
| Rosemary Zurlo | .... | additional makeup artist (as Rosemarie Zurlo) | |
Production Management | |||
| Patrick McCormick | .... | unit production manager | |
| Lenny Vullo | .... | assistant unit production manager: Los Angeles | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Henry Bronchtein | .... | first assistant director (as Henry J. Bronchtein) | |
| Bruce Carter | .... | second second assistant director: Los Angeles | |
| Vicki Cherkas | .... | dga trainee | |
| Rick Feder | .... | DGA trainee: Los Angeles | |
| Bettiann Fishman | .... | second second assistant director | |
| Jill Frank | .... | second second assistant director | |
| Jane Paul | .... | second assistant director | |
| Tim Williams | .... | additional second assistant director | |
Casting Department | |||
| Grant Wilfley | .... | casting associate | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| William A. Campbell | .... | wardrobe supervisor (as Bill Campbell) | |
| Bill Christians | .... | costumer: Mr. Allen | |
| Irene Ferrari | .... | wardrobe supervisor | |
| Diana Wilson | .... | wardrobe supervisor: Los Angeles | |
| Pamela Wise | .... | costumer: Ms. Midler | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Megan B. Agosto | .... | assistant editor | |
| Elizabeth Gazzara | .... | assistant editor | |
| Moonstar Greene | .... | assistant editor | |
| Paula McKee | .... | first assistant editor | |
| Robert Raring | .... | color timer (as Bob Raring) | |
Music Department | |||
| Dan Carlin Sr. | .... | supervising music editor | |
| Dan Garde | .... | music editor | |
| Hummie Mann | .... | additional orchestrator | |
| Joel Moss | .... | music mixer | |
| Joel Moss | .... | music recordist | |
| Marc Shaiman | .... | orchestrator | |
| Sam Ward | .... | additional music recordist | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Tom Briggs | .... | transportation captain: Los Angeles | |
| Thomas Buckman | .... | transportation co-captain | |
| James Giblin | .... | transportation captain | |
| Tom F. Thomas | .... | transportation coordinator: Los Angeles (as Tom Thomas) | |
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This is a "comedy" that pairs two of the funniest, fieriest Jewish comedians alive. It is about a bickering married couple that works out all their marital problems during a trip to the mall. Sounds great! Get to work. Wait. What is this? This is crap! Fix it! What? You can't? You already filmed it with a second-rate crew in just the past couple of days? What the hell is wrong with you?!
I can understand it if Paul Mazursky wasn't as successful as one would think with this film because he didn't want to make the screwball comedy that everyone would expect, but what is so pathetic about this is that there are many moments where the film truly does believe it is being funny, such as the scenes with the irritating mime.
Like most modern marriages, after about half an hour you might really want to reconsider your vows with this film, because although it starts blandly enough, you still feel that you can expect the laughs to start piling up, but they never ever do. Not once. Bette and Woody aren't even very good. What do they have with which to work? They can't spark off of one another in spite of generally giving as much as they can to these two-dimensional characters.
Overall, this is quite an unnecessary film, a contrived effort to cash in, but with no juices at all except the anticipation of having Bette and Woody in the same film. It's almost unbelievable how bad it is. I understand if one does not trust the almost unanimous bashing this film gets until one actually sees it, because I am guilty of this. Woody Allen, as a writer and director, has never made a bad film. Even his worst film is twice as good if not more than this waste of talent.