1st Party Dad:
Are you the clown?
Shakes the Clown:
No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.
Shakes the Clown:
Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing?
Kid:
I had to go to the bathroom.
Shakes the Clown:
On my head?
Kid:
Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess.
Dink:
I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30.
Stenchy:
Oh, that's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is?
Dink:
Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it slow.
Owen Cheese:
You clowns are on dope!
Binky the Clown:
You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.
Shakes the Clown:
[
to mimes] You silent motherfuckers!
HoHo the Clown:
Oh, yeah? Well, the only show YOU could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... DIARRHEA CLUB!
Judy:
LEAVE ME ALONE, MILKMAN SCUM!
Female Clown Barfly:
As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.
Female Clown Barfly:
I got one of them peanut butter pussys: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread.
Mime Class Instructor:
Everybody get ready to fry our bacon... Ready?... Here we go!... Raise 'em! And we go suck in the little pork belly and... FRY! C'mon Chuck... we want to fry off that little fat ass of yours! FRY!... FRY!... FRY!... Chuckie! C'mon everbody, let's sizzle! We're gonna sizzle off little pork but, aren't we? Fry yourself... Let the heat work through you! Shake your meat, Chuck!. You've got a roll of quarters... make some change! There we go! Now you're burnin'!... Now you're on fire! Shake your money-maker!
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