Ben:
You can tan while you make love. When you're through you've got a brown ass.
Ben:
*Bingo*!
Ben:
Granny Snuff, ever been snuffed out?
Ben:
Did you make caca?
Ben:
If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy!
Ben:
Once I buried two Arabs in a wall over there... Facing Mecca, of course.
Ben:
Usually I start the month with a postman.