Ralph Willum:
I'll tell you a secret. I didn't do it for science. And I didn't do it for glory. I'M JUST MEAN!
Lance:
Blind kids, a midget, dykes on bikes... we could start a side-show!
Donny:
Jeez, Dad, maybe if you don't eat anybody, nobody'll notice you're a zombie.
Ralph Willum:
What's the Bob motto?
Bob:
If God had...
Ralph Willum:
I can't hear you!
Bob:
If GOD had wanted me to be like normal people, he would have made me look like normal people...
[
Bob Willum and a grieving widow are at a grave]
Ralph Willum:
Dearly beloved we are gathered...
[
He notices sand leaking out of the coffin, as it is devoid of the corpse]
Ralph Willum:
Well... what the fuck, why dwell on it?
Rox:
You're the Sluts! Try and act like it!
Lucile:
I'm going to get me some meat.
Dede:
[
an army of zombies attacks the town] Shoot!
Nurse:
We can't. They're us. They're good people.
Dede:
They're going to eat you!
Nurse:
Family.
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