John Connor:
The Japanese have a saying, "Fix the problem, not the blame." Find out what's fucked up and fix it. Nobody gets blamed. We're always after who fucked up. Their way is better.
Web Smith:
Tough neighborhoods are America's last advantage.
Web Smith:
We're the good guys. Why are we running?
John Connor:
We're not running. We're eluding.
Cop:
Hey Graham, you want some sushi?
Tom Graham:
No thanks. If I get a craving for mercury, I'll eat a thermometer.
Phillips:
Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of always being fucked by one.
John Connor:
Do you know what's true? When something sounds too good to be true, then it's not true.
Web Smith:
Look, "sempai," apple pie, whatever it is you want me to call you, we have a murder here. I wanna solve it. I don't wanna hear true confessions, awright?
Web Smith:
Where are you from, "sempai"? Scotland Yard?
John Connor:
Scotland Backyard.
John Connor:
We're playing that most American of games.
Web Smith:
Which is what?
John Connor:
Catch-up.
Jeff:
You should know, I'm a black belt.
John Connor:
But of course you are dear.
Bob Richmond:
Hey! Hey, you! Quit loafing! Get the senator's car! What do you think we're doing?
Web Smith:
No, you get the senator's car! Wrong guy, wrong fucking century! Penguin looking mother fucker!
John Connor:
They say if you resort to violence, then you've already lost.
John Connor:
We may come from a fragmented MTV rap video culture, but they do not.
John Connor:
Is that your theory?
Tom Graham:
My theory? My theory is that these guys are known world class perversion freaks.
Web Smith:
If we only had the original disk, we could see what happened after that.
Jingo Asakuma:
Exactly. You catch on fast, Lieutenant Smith.
Web Smith:
Yeah, I do.
Web Smith:
[
after pushing on wall to find a hidden room] The executive fuck chamber.
Julia:
You better watch out cos Eddie, he's the real jealous type. They don't call him Crazy Eddie for nothing.
John Connor:
Every aspect of your appearance and behavior will reflect on you, the Department, and me as your sempai.
Web Smith:
My sempai?
John Connor:
Mm.
Web Smith:
That wouldn't be massa, would it?
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