Ralph:
Do you eat rodents?
Cleo the Cat:
Mice, yes. Chipmunks, sometimes. No rats! They give me gas.
[
Ralph and Warren are out searching for cats]
Ralph:
So, what do we do if we actually catch one?
Warren:
We interrogate 'em. Find out where their meeting place is, what they know about this statue.
Ralph:
OK. Do you speak to them in cat or do they speak English like Mr. Ed?
Warren:
After twenty years, I can tell by their reactions whether the answer is yes or no.
Ralph:
And what have you found out?
Warren:
Well, I think I've been asking the wrong questions.
Ralph:
My last girlfriend was psychic. She kept accusing me of things I hadn't done yet.
Warren:
This has gotta be some lunatic with a backpack full of cat heads.
Ralph:
Jesus! Suicidal Egyptian cat cults?
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