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Clerks. (1994)

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•  Initial Incompetent Sound Editor ... Scott Mosier
   Accomplished Sound Editor ... James Von Buelow
•  Boom ... Whoever grabbed the pole
•  Occasional Continuity ... Tara Daust
•  Legal Eagle ... John Sloss
•  Czar of Representation ... John Pierson
•  Wrangling Supervisor: Randal
•  Jay and Silent Bob will return in "Dogma"
• After the "Alternate Ending" credits, Kevin Smith returns as a guy with a
  ponytail that steals a pack of cigarettes.
• The Song "Big Problems" is listed as "Big Poblems".
• Jay (Jason Mewes) is heard at the end of the credits, chanting "Noinch,
  noinch, noinch, shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin'
  beers...".
•  Special Thanks To
   God - Without whom I couldn't have done it
   Mom and Dad - For years of support
   Scott - For acception an invitation to lunch
   John "My Hero" Pierson - For having second thoughts
   Bob Hawk - For having nothing better to do on 10/3/93
   Walt - For a copy of "Darko Knight Returns"
   Ed - For being a little Magpie
   Kristin - For patience, perseverance, and love
   Dave - For all the pretty pictures
   Vincent - For the inspiration
   Jason - For being Jason
   Kim - For seven Years
   Bry - For taking nothing seriously
   Mark "Doctor Love" Tusk - For not giving up
   Virginia - For saying "Be a Filmmaker."
   Brother Don - For always picking up the check
   Mr. and Mrs. Thapar - For being as understanding as parents
   Ann and Andy - for the long-term loan
   Mrs. Lapointe - For the Note
   Harvey Weinstein - For an unforgettable order of potato skins
   and
   Richard Linklater, Hal Hartley, Spike Lee
   and Jim Jarmusch - For leading the way.
• After the Copyright Info ((C) 1994 View Askew Productions, Inc.)
  comes the line: "For Uncle Al".
• In the Australian Video Version after the Credits a Dolby Sign is shown and
  then the Tape goes blank. If you wait, after about 20 seconds into the
  Blank, there is the Trailer for "Clerks." ending with the statement "OPEN
  FOR BUSINESS THIS OCTOBER".
• The Australien Video Version, there are no alternate Endings, hence it does
  not show Kevin Smith in the deleted Scene where he steals the Cigarettes.

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