George Banks:
We could sell this house in a second. It's the Leave It to Beaver house that everybody wants.
Nina Banks:
Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. This is the 90s.
George Banks:
Now, going to the movies, that'll be economical: one child, two seniors, thanks.
Matty Banks:
I'm, 4-foot 6, I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle. Is there something weird about that?
George Banks:
Finally, someone who thinks like I do.
Nina Banks:
Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.
George Banks:
What are we, the Schmaltz family?
Matty Banks:
How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's gonna sound like a law firm.
George Banks:
Mr Habeeb, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm gonna be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I wanna drive down that street and I wanna pull into this driveway and I wanna honk my horn...
George Banks:
Mr Habeeb, please, You see this pathway? I laid these bricks with my own two hands, I planted this grass, I built this fence, I BROKE THAT WINDOW WITH A FRISBEE, I painted these shutters. Don't bulldoze my memories man sell me back my home.
Mr Habeeb:
For how much?
Franck Eggelhoffer:
Father of the bride and a baby? GET OUT OF TOWN.
[
referring to Frank's accent]
Yob:
What planet are you from, man?
Franck Eggelhoffer:
The planet of not wanting to die by a drive by shooting!
[
speeds off]
Gang Kid:
[
George sleeps after using 2 sleeping pills, and on there way to the hospital, his head is leaning on the window of the car] Hey wat up wit dat face, huh? Dat suppose to be me?
[
the others in car chuckle]
Gang Kid:
Ya gotta problem? Lozer?
Franck Eggelhoffer:
[
Franck roles down the window a little] No we do not have a problem, so leaf us alone!
Gang Kid:
'Leaf'? What are you a tree?
Franck Eggelhoffer:
Ha, ha, ha, very funny, you are obviously a comodian
[
pronounced Coe - Maw - Dee - Un]
Gang Kid:
Hey what kinda accent is that man? What planet are ya from?
Franck Eggelhoffer:
Vat Planet? The planet of not wanting to be die, by a drive by SHOOTING!
Mr Habeeb:
Commence to start!
George Banks:
What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?
George Banks:
[
talking about his baby's name] Franck Banks - has sort of a continental ring to it.
Franck Eggelhoffer:
Two Vastnick is like, "Bye, George! See you next Thursday!"
[
Annie is in labor. Dragging sleeping George out by the head. Drops head and looks around]
Franck Eggelhoffer:
Gee, I could change this room... THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS FRANCK!
George Banks:
I have to admit, having Franck at the house did help. Although I had no idea what he did there all day.
Franck Eggelhoffer:
[
Marching] Do the baby 'vorkout'! Make those babies gleefull! Oh, that's good. Little tin soldiers. Happy tin soldiers. Richt. And now with an attitude.
[
throws head back]
Franck Eggelhoffer:
Hello! Who you? Get 'avay'! I don't like 'vat' you say!
Nina Banks:
Matty, what's going on?
Matty Banks:
May I be excused?
Nina Banks:
No, no sir. You may NOT be excused.
[
George gets up to leave]
Nina Banks:
George?
George Banks:
The guy offered me $10,000 to be out of the house in ten days.
Nina Banks:
The guy offered you $10,000 to out of the house in ten days?
John MacKenzie:
I hope you took it, George.
Matty Banks:
He did. And he threw in Mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal.
Nina Banks:
George!
George Banks:
[
yells an order in Swedish and leaves the room]
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