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Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995) More at IMDbPro »

[Dawn offers Steve something to eat while he waits for Mark to come home]
Dawn Weiner: Ring Dings, Pop Tarts, whatever! I can make Jell-O.

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Brandon: Yo Weiner, you better get ready, 'cause at three o' clock today, I'm gonna RAPE you!

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Ralphie: You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.

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[Looking at pictures of Steve]
Dawn Weiner: Oh, Steve, they're all so beautiful.
Steve: I'm thinking of using this one on my first album cover.
Dawn Weiner: You're gonna have a record?

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Steve Rodgers: Special people?
Dawn Weiner: Yeah.
Steve Rodgers: Do you know what "special people" means?
Dawn Weiner: What?
Steve Rodgers: Special people equals retarded. Your club is for retards.

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Dawn Weiner: I was fighting back.
Mrs. Weiner: Who told you to fight back?

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Dawn Weiner: I don't mean to be a cunt.

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Dawn Weiner: Why do you hate me?
Lolita: Because you're ugly.

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Mrs. Weiner: Dawn, you do not leave this table until you tell your sister that you love her!

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Dawn Weiner: Do you think about girls?
Mark Weiner: Are you kidding? I want to get into a good school.

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Dawn Weiner: But I don't want to go to Disney World.
Mark Weiner: Don't be stupid. At least it'll look good on your college resume.

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Mark Weiner: High school's better than junior high. They'll call you names, but not as much.

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Brandon: Why do you hang out with that faggot?
Dawn Weiner: Just because Ralphie's a faggot doesn't mean he's an asshole.

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Dawn Weiner: [walks up to Lolita] Can I sit here?
Lolita: If you feel like it.
[looks at Dawn eating her lunch]
Lolita: Someone barfed that 4th period.
Cookie: [walks up with cheeleaders] Hey Dawn, sorry to bother you, but we were just wondering... Are you a lesbian?
[camera cuts to dawn]
Cookie: Well are you?
Dawn Weiner: No!
Lolita: Liar. She made a pass at me.
Cookie: [with group] Lesbo, Lesbo, Lesbo

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Mary Ellen Moriarty: [applause] Thank you. I am here to talk to you today... about the dangers of talking to strangers. For I, Mary Ellen Moriarty once talked to strangers. And that is how I became the innocent victim of a brutal kidnapping. Almost one year ago, I was a carefree teenager, memorizing my lines for Hello Dolly... I was supposed to play Dolly. When one day... a day I will never forget. I was walking home from rehearsals, I'd missed my carpool. I was standing on the corner, waiting for the light to change... when all of a sudden... a dark car pulled up beside me. And a big man stepped out. And he was older... and good looking... and um... he had a tattoo on his chest. And then the next thing I know he um... So students what im trying to say is...
[Teacher Screams]

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Dawn Weiner: [after troy gets punched] Troy, are you okay?
Troy: Leave me alone, Wienerdog!

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Ralphie: [after Brandon leaves Dawns backyard] Don't worry Dawn. Brandons just a retard.
Dawn Weiner: FAGGOT!

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Brandon McCarthy: Get off me! I'm the one that makes the first move.

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[after seeing Dawn about to enter a school bathroom stall, then going over to the sink]
Lolita: You didn't come in here to wash your hands.
Dawn Weiner: Y - yes I did.
Lolita: You came in here to take a shit.
Dawn Weiner: No, really. I don't have to go. My hands were just dirty, that's all.
Lolita: Liar. I can smell you from here.

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Dawn Weiner: [looking at beefcake photos of Steve] Who took them?
Steve: Valerie Mondone. The photo editor of the yearbook.
Dawn Weiner: Was she your girlfriend?
Steve: For a few days. It was worth it though, don't you think?

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Dawn Weiner: [to Dawn] Were you playing with my dolls?
[defiantly]
Dawn Weiner: No!
[stares at Dawn, unconvinced]

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Mrs. Weiner: They found her tutu!

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Dawn Weiner: Drop dead lesbo.

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Missy Wiener: We're having a party!
Dawn Weiner: What for?
Mark Weiner: Mom and Dad's 20th, dinghead.

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Mary Ellen Moriarty: [Applause] Thank you. I am here to talk to you today... about the dangers of talking to strangers. For I, Mary Ellen Moriarty once talked to strangers. And that is how I became the innocent victim of a brutal kidnapping. Almost 1 year ago on that day... A day I will never forget... I was a carefree teenager memorizing my lines for Hello Dolly, I was supposed to play Dolly. I was walking home from rehearsals, I'd missed my carpool. I was standing on the corner, waiting for the light to change... when all of a sudden... a dark car pulled up beside me. And a big man stepped out. And he was older... and good looking... and um... he had a tattoo on his chest. And then the next thing I know he um... So students what im trying to say is...
[Teacher Screams]

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Ralphie: Dawn? Do you think I'll get into the hummingbirds next year?
Dawn Weiner: Boys always get in.
Ralphie: You're saying things about going on a trip to Disneyworld next year, also?
Dawn Weiner: I don't know! Maybe. Depends.
Brandon: Hey, dog-face!
Dawn Weiner: Drop dead!
Brandon: What's the matter, faggot? In a hurry to run home to mommy?
Dawn Weiner: Shut up!
Brandon: Make me, lesbo!
Dawn Weiner: You think you're so cool!
Ralphie: You think you're hot shit but you're really just cold diarrhea.
Brandon: Hoo-HOO! Listen to this fag!
Dawn Weiner: Shut up, you asshole!
Ralphie: Yeah, shut up!
Brandon: Man, if I were you, faggot, I'd be shittin' in my pants, cause when you go to junior high, man, I'm gonna smash that ugly little fairy face of yours into a mushy pulp!
Dawn Weiner: Well, at least he won't be staying back a year! Brandon knocks her soda out of her hand and laughs
Dawn Weiner: Retard!

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