Crazy credits for
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990) More at IMDbPro »

• "People who did not act in this film: Richard Nixon; Sesu Hayakawa; Pete
  Rose; Toshiro Mifune"
• Telephone Operators - Buzz E. Signal; Juan Morering
• Key Gripe - "The Food Stinks"
  Key Grope - Joy Totoutch
  Golf Grip - "Keep Thumbs Locked"
• Grunt Expert, Worm Trainer, Chopstick Technician
• All animals were trained by T.I.G.E.R.S. (The Training Institute of Greatly
  Endangered and Rare Species). They are always handled with the utmost of
  care and are never drugged or sedated.
  The cast and crew were trained by T.I.G.E.R.S. (The Tromaville Institute of
  Greatly Exaggerated Moviemaking Skills). They are also always handled with
  the utmost of care and are never drugged or sedated.

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