Bimbo:
Got a bit of bad news today. Knocked me back a bit. I was let go.
Larry:
What?
Bimbo:
Made redundant.
[
Regarding the Christmas menu]
Larry:
It's a fuckin' turkey or nothin'!
Maggie:
Do heavy metalers eat chips?
Larry:
I have one for youse, me chips are as burnt as fuck!
Weslie, Fox Hound Regular:
[
after Ireland have scraped a 1-1 draw with England during Italia '90] Winston Churchill, Lawrence Of Arabia, Elton John! Yiz can all go *fuck* yerselves!
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