Jack Taggert:
If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
Hanner JR:
Do you want me to take him out?
Hanner SR:
Son, you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-through.
Earl Kellogg:
Someone once asked my daddy how far down Hell was and he said, "Just a quarter mile."
Pimple:
I'm gonna have to educate you in how to properly beat the shit outta somebody.
Hanner SR:
So, I guess that makes killing you free.
Jack Taggert:
Well, it would be free if you could.
Hatch:
What the hell are you doing here?
Jack Taggert:
Well I was just out taking a Sunday stroll... but I guess maybe it's not Sunday.
Hanner JR:
You’ve been hanging out with the ignorant folks, we're the educated ones.
Jack Taggert:
I was told somebody's dumped some dangerous toxic waste down here. I wanted to see if I could come down and stop it.
Jack Taggert:
[
to Sarah] I'm a federal agent. I work for the E.P.A.
Hanner SR:
[
to Jack] I have a lot of money. I'll give you some to go away.
Hanner SR:
[
on the phone] I have fifty thousand barrels of cyanide rolling down here right now.
Jack Taggert:
Let's face it, I don't believe in authority.
Jack Taggert:
I think you really deserve to suffer.
Hanner SR:
You're violating my constitutional rights.
Jack Taggert:
I will show you a new meaning to the word "violation".
Jack Taggert:
Is this kind of like deliverance or something?
Hanner SR:
Doesn't this guy know the rules? I'm the rules.
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