[
as Jeff devours the commuter train from one end, the passengers crowd at the head of the train in panic. The conductor comes out]
Captain Larry Bridgewater, The Motorman:
You people clear out of here before I start knocking heads together!
Agent J:
You get back in that cabin, and you put the hammer down on this thing!
Captain Larry Bridgewater, The Motorman:
I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater, and *I* decide what happens on this train.
Agent J:
Oh, you decide? Okay, come on.
[
puts an arm around Larry, steers him to the rear of the crowd, and points]
Agent J:
Larry, this my man Jeff.
[
Jeff takes another huge bite out of the back of the train]
Captain Larry Bridgewater, The Motorman:
Larry just made a decision.
Agent J:
Yeah, Larry need to get his ass back in that cabin.
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