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13 August 1997Cartman gets abducted by aliens and has an anal probe, a stuff on his butt. Meanwhile, Kyle's brother Ike was kidnapped, and he has to save him before aliens give him an anal probe. Stan's girlfriend Wendy Testaburger suggest Kyle to use Cartman as bait to get Kyle back, which worked.
20 August 1997Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.
Season 1, Episode 3: Volcano
27 August 1997Jimbo and Ned decide to take the boys out into the woods for their first deer hunting trip. While Kenny, Cartman and especially Kyle take to the bonding experience, Stan can't bring himself use a gun, earning Uncle Jimbo's disapproval. At night around the campfire, Cartman tells the boys the story of Scuzzlebutt, a mysterious monster with Patrick Duffy for a leg. Of course Scuzzlebutt is just a legend, isn't he?
3 September 1997Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.
10 September 1997Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.
Season 1, Episode 6: Death
17 September 1997Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.
Season 1, Episode 7: Pink Eye
29 October 1997Kenny's death spawns an outbreak of the living dead in South Park.
19 November 1997The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.
17 December 1997The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."
Season 1, Episode 10: Damien
4 February 1998The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.
11 February 1998When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding.
18 February 1998Barbara Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.
25 February 1998Cartman begins to wonder why all the kids at school have fathers but him. When he asks his mother who his real father is, she tells him about the night of the drunken barn dance, when he was conceived. Unfortunately, Mrs. Cartman had sex with just about every man in town that night. Dr. Mephisto can perform a DNA test to determine who the father really is, but the test costs $3,000. How can Eric raise the money to learn the truth?
1 April 1998Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.
22 April 1998This is the second part of a cliffhanger episode, in which Cartman is trying to find the identity of his father. Dr Mephisto has the results of his DNA test, but is shot before he can reveal the news. As Mephisto clings to life, a raging blizzard in threatening to shut down power to the hospital, cutting off his life-support. Only Kenny can restore the power by reconnecting the backup generators. If he fails, the answer his friend has been looking for will be lost forever.
20 May 1998A heinous crime has been committed in South Park: the chickens at a local farm have been molested by a pervert. The criminal leaves a note behind as a clue, forcing Officer Barbrady to admit his shameful secret: he's illiterate. The Mayor sends Barbrady back to elementary school to learn how to read before he can return to work. Desperate to stop the Chicken Lover before he strikes again, Barbrady enlists the help of the boys in piecing together the mystery.
27 May 1998Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.
3 June 1998The boys discover that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to the side of her head. Though they make fun of her at first, Kyle's mother decides to take the opportunity to raise public awareness about the woman's condition. Meanwhile, the school dodge ball team, coached by Chef, wins the national competition and is on its way to the world championship. Unfortunately, they face the Chinese team, which has a reputation for being deadly opponents.
10 June 1998The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.
17 June 1998When the kids' school bus crashes and ends up hanging off the edge of a cliff, Miss Crabtree tells everyone to stay in the bus while she goes to get help. While they wait, the kids tell stories about their past adventures, although their versions don't quite match up with what actually happened. Meanwhile, Miss Crabtree has little success trying to get anyone to listen to her demands for help.
24 June 1998It's summer vacation, and now that the Colorado legislature has banned fireworks, the boys are left with nothing to do. Jimbo and Ned decide to head south and buy fireworks in Mexico, while the Mayor decides to exploit a loophole in the law (which still allows "snakes") by building the world's largest snake for the town's July 4 celebration. When the resulting snake becomes so large that it threatens to destroy everything, only a miracle can save the town.
19 August 1998Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.
| Trey Parker | ... | Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Robert Redford / Mr. Garrison / Film Festival Attendee #2 / Film Festival Attendee #3 / Woman in Movie #1 / News Reporter / Film Festival Attendee #5 / Mr. Hankey / Film Introducer / Film Festival Attendee #6 / Film Festival Attendee #8 / Film Festival Attendee #10 / Film Festival Attendee #12 / Film Festival Attendee #14 / Film Festival Attendee #15 / Fred Savage / Film Festival Attendee #14 / Roger / Mr. Hankey Actor / 'Oh my God! I found a penny!' / Singer / 'I'm sorry son' / Gay Cowboy / Man at Cinema (voice) |
| Matt Stone | ... | Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Flag Man / Film Festival Attendee #1 / Film Festival Attendee #9 / Film Festival Attendee #11 / Film Festival Attendee #15 / Marty / Tom Hanks / 'You bastard!' / Tom / Man at Hollywood Planet Opening / 'Oh my God!' (voice) |
 | Mary Kay Bergman | ... | Wendy Testaberger / Mayor / Film Festival Attendee #4 / Woman in Movie #2 / Sheila Broflovski / Film Festival Attendee #7 / Film Festival Attendee #13 (voice) (as Shannen Cassidy) |
| Isaac Hayes | ... | Chef (voice) |
| Toddy Walters | ... | Phyllis (voice) |
Season 2, Episode 10: Chickenpox
26 August 1998The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get Chickenpox.
2 September 1998The class takes a field trip to the planetarium, but Cartman sneaks off to try out for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. Though the kids are bored at first, they come back from the trip eager to go again. The reason for this sudden change is explained when Mr. Mackey mind-melds with a frightened little boy who stowed away in the school bus. As the planetarium's secret is being revealed, Cartman is overjoyed to learn that he has been selected to be a Cheesy Poof.
Season 2, Episode 12: Clubhouses
23 September 1998Egged on by Wendy, Stan and Kyle start building a tree-house in Stan's backyard with the goal of eventually being able to play Truth or Dare with Wendy and Bebe (who has developed a crush on Kyle). Jealous of Stan's tree-house, Cartman enlists Kenny's help in building an even bigger one of their own. Meanwhile, Stan's parents make a surprise announcement that they're getting a divorce, and Stan soon meets his new step-father, who immediately begins cracking the whip.
Season 2, Episode 13: Cow Days
30 September 1998All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.
Season 2, Episode 14: Chef Aid
7 October 1998When Cartman comes into school singing the new hit song, "Stinky Britches," Chef realizes that the song he wrote 20 years earlier has been stolen. When he goes to the record company to show the song is his and ask for attribution, the record executive instead hires Johnny Cochrane to sue Chef for millions of dollars. Facing prison if he can't pay the fine, the kids look up all Chef's old music buddies to raise the money. They all arrive in South Park to hold a huge charity concert, allowing Chef to hire Cochrane for himself and counter-sue the record executive.
28 October 1998Kyle thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.
9 December 1998Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.
Season 2, Episode 17: Gnomes
16 December 1998Facing termination for not teaching anything, Mr. Garrison tells the students they have to give a current events presentation before the school board to demonstrate what they've learned in his class. The boys get partnered with Tweek, the jumpy son of a local coffee shop owner, and go to his house to put together their report. Mr. Tweek suggests they present a report on how big chain coffee shops are pushing smaller shops out of business, and gives them a report he's already written for them. The town committee is won over by their impassioned plea to fight the coffee chains, and the boys soon find themselves in over their heads when they are called upon to give another speech in a debate with the CEO of Harbuck's coffee.
20 January 1999While hunting through the woods, Kyle falls down a hole and discovers a man frozen in ice. They take the ice man, whom they name Steve, to Dr. Mephisto to study. Mephisto thaws the man out, only to discover that he is still alive, having been kept perfectly preserved since the distant past of 1996. Steve is kept at Mephisto's lab in an environment recreating his native surroundings, but the boys think he should be free. Even so, can a man from 1996 ever comprehend the world of 1999?
7 April 1999The boys get recruited to join a choir group performing in Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. The choir leader, Miss Stevens, wants to teach everyone how wonder the rainforest is, and leads the group on a nature tour, only to get hopelessly lost in the wilderness where they fall victim to wild animals, quicksand, violent natives and rebel troops. Only Cartman, who sneaks away after getting fed up with Miss Stevens' love of nature, can save his classmates.
14 April 1999Randy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.
21 April 1999The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
16 June 1999A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.
23 June 1999The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.
7 July 1999South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
Season 3, Episode 7: Cat Orgy
14 July 1999Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.
21 July 1999Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.
Season 3, Episode 9: Jewbilee
28 July 1999Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.
27 October 1999The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.
3 November 1999The kids (But not Kyle) get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.
10 November 1999The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.
17 November 1999The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.
24 November 1999A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
1 December 1999Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.
29 December 1999Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.
12 January 2000The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
5 April 2000The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
12 April 2000Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
Season 4, Episode 3: Timmy 2000
19 April 2000A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
26 April 2000The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.
21 June 2000Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
28 June 2000Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
5 July 2000Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
12 July 2000Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
19 July 2000The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
Season 4, Episode 10: Probably
26 July 2000Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
Season 4, Episode 11: 4th Grade
8 November 2000The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
15 November 2000Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
22 November 2000Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
Season 4, Episode 14: Pip
29 November 2000Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."
Season 4, Episode 15: Fat Camp
6 December 2000Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
13 December 2000The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
20 December 2000When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.
20 June 2001Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
27 June 2001The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
4 July 2001Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
11 July 2001Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
18 July 2001The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
25 July 2001Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
1 August 2001Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
Season 5, Episode 8: Towelie
8 August 2001The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
7 November 2001The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
14 November 2001Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
Season 5, Episode 11: The Entity
21 November 2001Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.
28 November 2001A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
Season 5, Episode 13: Kenny Dies
5 December 2001The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
12 December 2001Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
6 March 2002The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a controversy when he reveals that he lost weight with the help of aides.
Season 6, Episode 2: Asspen
13 March 2002The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.
20 March 2002The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
27 March 2002Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.
3 April 2002The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
10 April 2002After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.
26 June 2002Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
3 July 2002Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
Season 6, Episode 9: Free Hat
10 July 2002The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg from altering "Raiders of the Lost Ark" while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.
17 July 2002Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.
24 July 2002Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
6 November 2002The boys have 7 days to get a winning ticket stub they left with Kenny for a shopping spree, which is difficult because Kenny is dead. Even worse, the McCormicks cremated him. They build a ladder to heaven to find out where it was, but Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes, thinking they're chocolate milk mix, and gets Kenny's soul trapped in his body. Has Cartman doomed the shopping spree or saved it?
13 November 2002Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.
20 November 2002When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the students complain, they are sent to sensitivity training. Meanwhile, a gerbil named Lemmiwinks navigates his way through the perilous world of Mr. Slave's body.
27 November 2002Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
4 December 2002A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
11 December 2002When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
Season 7, Episode 1: Cancelled
19 March 2003Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.
26 March 2003Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve does battle with Gene Hackman over stem cell research.
2 April 2003The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
9 April 2003The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.
16 April 2003Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
23 April 2003After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
30 April 2003South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
22 October 2003Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.
29 October 2003Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.
Season 7, Episode 10: Grey Dawn
5 November 2003South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
12 November 2003When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
19 November 2003Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
Season 7, Episode 13: Butt Out
3 December 2003Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
Season 7, Episode 14: Raisins
10 December 2003Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
17 December 2003The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
17 March 2004The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
24 March 2004Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
31 March 2004Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
7 April 2004A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.
Season 8, Episode 5: AWESOM-O
14 April 2004Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. Tricks him in to believing it and cant give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets more and more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.
21 April 2004Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.
Season 8, Episode 7: Goobacks
28 April 2004When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.
27 October 2004Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.
3 November 2004When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
Season 8, Episode 10: Pre-School
10 November 2004A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.
17 November 2004The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.
1 December 2004Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.
8 December 2004Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
15 December 2004Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist.
9 March 2005After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.
16 March 2005Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
Season 9, Episode 3: Wing
23 March 2005The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.
30 March 2005Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock? A 2005 Emmy Award Winner for Outstanding Animated Program (in Less Than One Hour)!
6 April 2005The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.
13 April 2005When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
20 April 2005Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.
19 October 2005When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
Season 9, Episode 9: Marjorine
26 October 2005Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
2 November 2005Mrs. Garrison leads the fight against gay marriage when she learns her ex is getting married. Meanwhile, Stan becomes jealous when Kyle and Wendy are paired up for a school project.
9 November 2005Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.
16 November 2005After Stan scores a remarkably high "Thetan Level" at a Scientology center, he is considered to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and other Scientologists go to South Park to convince Stan to be their leader, but when Stan makes disparaging remarks about Cruise's acting, the movie star locks himself inside a bedroom closet. R&B singer R. Kelly is recruited to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet, but eventually Kelly, as well as Travolta, find themselves all trapped in the closet.
30 November 2005When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to sent it home.
7 December 2005Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
22 March 2006Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.
29 March 2006Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of "smug" forms over South Park.
5 April 2006Cartman begins a one-man crusade to get "Family Guy" taken off the air after it shows an image of Mohammed. But his real motive is not that it's offensive to Muslims--it's because the show's not funny.
12 April 2006Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to get "Family Guy" off the air: Bart Simpson. He also discovers Fox's surprising secret about the show's writers.
19 April 2006Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?
Season 10, Episode 6: Manbearpig
26 April 2006A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig. Although the kids believe Gore uses Manbearpig as a way of gaining attention, they decide to help him capture the creature...with disastrous results.
Season 10, Episode 7: Tsst
3 May 2006Eric's mom turns to a "dog whisperer" as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.
4 October 2006The kids work around the clock to improve their character skills in "World of Warcraft" so that they can beat a fellow gamer who keeps violating the rules and killing everyone else's characters.
11 October 2006Kyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.
18 October 2006Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric "Dawg" Cartman.
25 October 2006Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.
Season 10, Episode 12: Go God Go
1 November 2006Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo machine, and Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher and becomes an Atheist.
8 November 2006Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.
15 November 2006Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!
7 March 2007Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue. Cartman has a run-in with a little-person teaching sensitivity training at the elementary school.
14 March 2007Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters to has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.
21 March 2007A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.
Season 11, Episode 4: The Snuke
28 March 2007While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.
4 April 2007In a parody of "The daVinci Code," Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny.
Season 11, Episode 6: D-Yikes!
11 April 2007Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.
18 April 2007One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.
3 October 2007Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble.
Season 11, Episode 9: More Crap
10 October 2007Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.
17 October 2007Cartman takes Kyle to court because he refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls if they see a Leprechaun. Meanwhile, Muslim extremists attack "Imaginationland," and the government plans a counter-attack.
24 October 2007With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence.
31 October 2007All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls?
7 November 2007Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.
Season 11, Episode 14: The List
14 November 2007The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
12 March 2008After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.
19 March 2008Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.
26 March 2008South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having
Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.
2 April 2008Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.
9 April 2008Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.
16 April 2008A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).
23 April 2008A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.
8 October 2008Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S.. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones
15 October 2008Cartman makes of fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.
Season 12, Episode 10: Pandemic
22 October 2008With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.
29 October 2008Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.
5 November 2008While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist.
12 November 2008The boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.
19 November 2008Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.
Season 13, Episode 1: The Ring
11 March 2009The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.
Season 13, Episode 2: The Coon
18 March 2009Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.
25 March 2009In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine
| Trey Parker | ... | Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Randy Marsh / Bank Clerk / Newsreader / Mr Garrison / Stephen Stotch / Redneck #1 / Redneck #3 / Redneck #5 / Man on Soapbox #1 / Man Listening to Randy #1 / Sur la Table Clerk / Man in Crowd #1 / Al / Craig / Man Observing Kyle / Josh / Skeeter / Squirreler #2 / Squirreler #1 / Man Playing the Stock Market / Government Official #1 / Jimmy / Government Official #2 / Government Official #3 / Economy Judge / Man in Crowd at End #2 / Man in Crowd at End #3 (voice) |
| Matt Stone | ... | Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / 9 News Announcer / Butters / Redneck #2 / Redneck #4 / Man on Soapbox #2 / Man Listening to Randy #2 / Gerald Brofloski / Man in Crowd #2 / Ted / Priest Maxi / Squirreler #1 / Man at Economy Meeting / Government Official #2 / Economy Judge / Man in Crowd at End #1 (voice) |
| Mona Marshall | ... | (voice) |
| April Stewart | ... | (voice) |
1 April 2009
Season 13, Episode 5: Fishsticks
8 April 2009Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.
15 April 2009Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.
Season 13, Episode 7: Fatbeard
22 April 2009Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.
7 October 2009Kyle begins to see the ghosts of celebrities who died during the summer of 2009 and later becomes possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson.
14 October 2009Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.
Season 13, Episode 10: W.T.F
21 October 2009The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.
28 October 2009Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it.
Season 13, Episode 12: The F Word
4 November 2009The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.
14 September 2009Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.
Season 13, Episode 14: Pee
18 November 2009When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.
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