Colonel Robert Moore:
When did... the event transpire?
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner:
Zero four hundred, we think.
Colonel Robert Moore:
Hmm. See that? My quick segue back to the case.
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner:
Subtle as a chainsaw. And where were you?
Colonel Robert Moore:
Snug in bed.
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner:
Witnesses? A wife, girlfriend, roommate, hooker?
Colonel Robert Moore:
I'm divorced. I'm between girlfriends, I live alone and I do not use hookers. I actually have... absolutely no alibi whatsoever. Does that make me a killer?
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner:
No. Makes you lonely and unpopular.
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