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Still Crazy (1998) More at IMDbPro »

Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed... ”
Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed."

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Young Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed... ”
Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed."

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Ray Simms: I'm not fifty. I'M NOT FIFTY!

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Astrid Simms: Karen will get plane tickets, just give her your credit card number.
Ray Simms: I don't know my credit card number.
Astrid Simms: It's on your credit card, Ray.

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Beano: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?
Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.

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Beano: [Playing a game to name bands with parts of the body as part of their name] Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show!
Clare: Objection, your honor!
Hughie: Objection sustained.
Beano: Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands.
Les: Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not... anotomical.
Beano: It is if you haven't got a fuckin' hand!

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Hughie: It's like 'Night of the Living Dead Two'! I'm gonna get some of those Organ Donor cards!

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Karen Knowles: Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes?
Astrid Simms: I don't listen to their music.
Karen Knowles: They're your estate agents, the ones trying to offload Wuthering Heights, so don't pretend you don't need this.
Astrid Simms: You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I remember Isle of Wight.

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Karen: Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes?
Astrid: I don't listen to their music.
Karen: They're your estate agents, the ones trying to offload Wuthering Heights, so don't pretend you don't need this.
Astrid: You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I remember Isle of Wight.

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Ray Simms: I can see you Brian, so clearly, do you have a message?
Brian Lovell: Got a gig on Saturday man.
Ray Simms: Wha-what?

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Ray Simms: Beano, you are definitely our strongest link to the past. In all the time I've known you man, spirtually, emotionally there's been like zero growth. You're what they call a "flat liner".
Beano: Well it's better than being a wanker!

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Tony Costello: The only thing I have of value, is this
[pulls out Necklace with a tooth on it]
Tony Costello: Jimi Hendrix's tooth, there was a fight in a pub down Oxford Street, someone planked him, and I picked it up. I knew he was a genius even then.

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Les: [pointing to at the girls T-Shirt] Where did you get that T-Shirt
Beano: Looks like '77's been through the wash a few times
Dutch Lady: 'Tis my father's, he say best band he ever saw.
Les: Oh.
Dutch Lady: My father, he died.
Beano: Oh.
Les: Oh... That's a shitter.
Ray Simms: It's another sign, Brian sent them.

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Hughie: [Holding a joint] Would you like a hit?
Karen Knowles: I haven't done that in years
[the Band screws up]
Hughie: Now would be a very good time to start.

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Ray Simms: When the icy waters closed in over me, I saw Brian
Les: Do you know what he was wearing
Ray Simms: I, I don't recall

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Hughie: [answering phone in the middle of the night] Hello?
Beano: [through phone, still playing bandname/body part game] "Cockney Rebel"? Cock? Knee? That's two points that is!

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