Meghna:
Some people are like the sand; a wind blows them away.
Amarkanth Varma:
I don't know anything except that I love you... from the heart.
Preeti Nair:
[
having lunch with Amar] Are you a virgin?
[
Amar starts coughing]
Amarkanth Varma:
Hey, hello
[
running towards her, almost out of breath]
Amarkanth Varma:
I have to to give you something. Remember? A cup of hot tea... Will you have it here or prefer to go to a restaurant? Or there's a good joint down...
Meghna:
Move out of my way.
Amarkanth Varma:
Wait, maybe you haven't recognised me. We met at the railway station platform. I asked you for a matchstick...
Meghna:
Platform? Matchstick?
Amarkanth Varma:
Yes, you were covered in a dark shawl. It was raining that day...
Meghna:
It wasn't me.
Amarkanth Varma:
Hold on, here's my tag- Amarkanth Varma, All India Radio...
Meghna:
Look, you are mistaken. You must have seen somebody else.
Amarkanth Varma:
Sorry, I am sorry
Amarkanth Varma:
You weren't there?
[
watches her leave towards the bus]
Amarkanth Varma:
[
thinking to himself] Not you, then who?
Amarkanth Varma:
Oie
[
on the bus, she turns. He realises that she does remember him]
Amarkanth Varma:
hmm
[
smiles and walks away]
Amarkanth Varma:
Yahoo
[
clicks his feet together in the air]
Amarkanth Varma:
[
feeling very hurt] Why did you lie to me that you were married?
Meghna:
If I hadn't, would you have left me?
Amarkanth Varma:
No, I wouldn't
Meghna:
That's why
[
walks away]
Amarkanth Varma:
[
frustrated] Listen, don't try to act innocent. I know you are not as innocent as you look
Amarkanth Varma:
You have been giving me mixed signals. You think I will dance to your tunes all my life? But your game is exposed
Amarkanth Varma:
[
he grabs her] Stop!... You love to play with men's feelings, don't you? Know what we call girls like you? A tease.
Meghna:
[
haughtily looks at him] You really hate me, don't you?
Amarkanth Varma:
Yes, with all my heart
[
calming down and letting go of her]
Meghna:
[
coyly replies] Look into my eyes and say that.
Amarkanth Varma:
Duniya ki sabse choti prem kahani hogi - must be the world's shortest love story
Amarkanth Varma:
Can I do something for you?
Amarkanth Varma:
I mean, get you the stars or the moon? Conquer a fort?
Amarkanth Varma:
Cigratte? Sorry but no match stick!
[
smiles when he notices her smile]
Amarkanth Varma:
You're all alone. Can I get you something?
Meghna:
[
smiling] A cup of hot tea
Amarkanth Varma:
One Minute, I'll just get it
Amarkanth Varma:
I'll be back. Don't go away.
Amarkanth Varma:
There's a bomb in my suitcase. If you move it will explode!
Amarkanth Varma:
[
knocks on his suitcase] Here, this one... 'boom'.
Amarkanth Varma:
[
both in blindfolds] Shukla, can you see anything?
Shukla:
Yeah, the gong of death!
Amarkanth Varma:
[
smiling] Don't be afraid
Shukla:
Then what? Should I celebrate?... I'm fed up. I've 2 wives and 8 kids... Why do you do this?
Amarkanth Varma:
Don't be angry now.
Mrs. Bharmen:
[
holds Amar's head while the doctor is stitching his wounds] Got beaten black and blue for her!... Now do you intend to work or not?
Amarkanth Varma:
[
answers with difficulty] Naa...
Mrs. Bharmen:
What?
Amarkanth Varma:
Nnooo.
Shukla:
He said no.
Amarkanth Varma:
Mrs. Bharrmmen, Mrs.Bharmen...
Mrs. Bharmen:
Yes, tell me?
Amarkanth Varma:
Shhee... sshhee…
Mrs. Bharmen:
She?
Amarkanth Varma:
Yes, mmarryy... mmarryy…
Mrs. Bharmen:
What... What is he saying?
Amarkanth Varma:
mmarryy... married…
[
points to Shukla's ring]
Shukla:
Married?
Amarkanth Varma:
Yes... She's not married.
[
smiling]
Shukla:
She's not married?
Shukla:
[
extremely happy] she's not married!
Amarkanth Varma:
[
taps on Shukla's shoulder] She's come
Shukla:
She's the one? Why has she brought this gang?
Shukla:
[
wears his spectacles] Hey, you wanted to apologise to the girl. So, why are these 2 men coming here? Who are they?
Amarkanth Varma:
Her husband.
Shukla:
Husband?... Two husbands?
Amarkanth Varma:
You have 2 wives.
Shukla:
Hey, there's a lot of difference between a husband and a wife.
Amarkanth Varma:
Shush, quiet, they are coming.
Amarkanth Varma:
[
approaches her from behind] Oie... Recognise me?
Amarkanth Varma:
All alone? Your husband is not to be seen. Sent him to thrash somebody?
Meghna:
I don't have a husband anymore.
Amarkanth Varma:
[
smiling, playfully looking at her] Oh, are you looking for a new one?
Amarkanth Varma:
[
recalling his meeting with Meghna on the radio] It is night at the station... He was waiting for the train.
Amarkanth Varma:
But the rains came piercing through the sky, the trees were swaying as if they had lost their senses.
Amarkanth Varma:
Such was the fury of the weather, as if it would drown the world!
Amarkanth Varma:
In the midst of this, he saw somebody on the dark platform... He yelled- Brother, do you have a matchstick?
Amarkanth Varma:
A gust of wind blew the cloth off the stranger's head... a girl.
Amarkanth Varma:
Dark black hair but little eyes. High cheekbones
Amarkanth Varma:
A flat nose as if somebody had pasted it on in a rush.
[
smiling]
Amarkanth Varma:
One look... and he decided to save her from the villains and carry her away.
Meghna:
[
says to the security guard, pointing at Amar] I'm his wife.
Amarkanth Varma:
[
surprised but feeling quite amused] What did you say? You're my wife?... My wife.
Amarkanth Varma:
Everyone, she's my wife. We've been married for 25 years!
Amarkanth Varma:
[
playfully looks at her] Isn't that right?... Congratulations, honey.
Amarkanth Varma:
[
knocks on the bus window] Hey Wife! Let me knew if somebody needs a thrashing, ok?
[
laughing]
Amarkanth Varma:
Oie, I'm talking to you... oie, stop!
Meghna:
[
turning back] What do you want?
Amarkanth Varma:
Some answers. What's your name?
[
walking upto her]
Amarkanth Varma:
I've been betrayed, I was beaten up and dumped in an isolated spot, and today I am your husband?
Amarkanth Varma:
Don't you think I'd have some questions for you to answer? If I have to address you, then by what name?
Meghna:
Meghna
[
walks away]
Amarkanth Varma:
Real or false?
Meghna:
False.
Amarkanth Varma:
False?
[
infuriated, grabs her bag]
Amarkanth Varma:
Who were those men?
Meghna:
My brothers.
Amarkanth Varma:
[
sarcastically] Yeah, sure! Like Rajiv Gandhi is mine?
Amarkanth Varma:
Suppose we do get married. What do you think... Will we be happy together? With lots of love and bliss?
Amarkanth Varma:
Then we'll fight, break heads
[
smiles when she smiles]
Amarkanth Varma:
But listen, once the kids come, no more fights
Meghna:
No, they will be involved, too
Amarkanth Varma:
[
intrigued] Really? How many kids will we have? One? Two?
Meghna:
More
Amarkanth Varma:
[
amused] More?... Three? Four?
Meghna:
Eight
Amarkanth Varma:
[
in disbelief] Eeii- Eight?
Meghna:
hmm, yes
[
smiles]
Amarkanth Varma:
Oh god... Ok but they have look like me
Meghna:
If they resemble you, then you keep them
Amarkanth Varma:
Oie, if not me, should they look like you? With your tiny eyes? Your flat nose?
Meghna:
[
smiling] Flat nose?
Amarkanth Varma:
[
playfully comments] hmm, didn't anyone ever tell you, only your smile is all right?
[
Meghna pushes him away]
Amarkanth Varma:
You know, if you push me away like that, it means that you like me very much
Amarkanth Varma:
[
takes her hand and hits his head] Hitting me like this means you love me very much
Amarkanth Varma:
[
getting elbowed in the stomach by Meghna] ouch, oh... that means you can't live without me
[
smiles]
Meghna:
Yes, that's true. I will die
Amarkanth Varma:
Now, now. Who is asking you to die?
[
takes her hand]
Amarkanth Varma:
Just say you love me
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