Lane Leonard:
Bill?
Bill Korn:
Lane! Hey check it out! French fry log cabin.
Lane Leonard:
(laughing) You're not wasting your day.
Bill Korn:
You know it.
Hal Branston:
Come on Lane! This snow day happened for a reason. It's given me a second chance with Claire.
Lane Leonard:
Hal, what do you think she's gonna do? Hold you to your chest and lick your ear and call you funky?
Lane Leonard:
[
knocking on the door] Mr. Zellweger please!
Mr. Zellweger:
Whats the problem?
Lane Leonard:
Mr. Zellwegar, i tried to stop her i really tried!
Mr. Zellweger:
Stop who from doing what?
Lane Leonard:
Al Martino bites the big one. thats what she wrote. On the bathroom wall. Some weird girl with a dog collar, and a snake tatoo on her face!
Mr. Zellweger:
WHAT KIND OF SICKO?
[
having just had ketchup poured on him]
Wayne Alworth:
This better not stain my coat.
Hal Branston:
Schools clothes, roads disappear, grown men weep...
Tom Brandston:
Hands tell a story, and these hands say... happy funny sun time.
Chad Symmonz:
Let's take a ride on our 3-D dopelar radar!
Tom Brandston:
It's doplar you moron.
Principal Ken Weaver:
[
singing] Oh there's no snow for you, oh there's no snow for you... nothing but blue skies for meeeee! Oh you're going to school, oh your going to school!
Chuck Wheeler:
What are you looking at?
Laura Brandston:
What I miss?
Randy Brandston:
I can stick my whole fist in my mouth, wanna see?
Laura Brandston:
I'm a terrible mother, I admit it...
Randy Brandston:
Right again.
[
after being told that if he eats too much snow, he'll have to go to the bathroom]
Wayne Alworth:
Aw, man! I gotta whizz!
Natalie Brandston:
I really don't like him...
Hal Branston:
He's not a fun guy...
Hal Branston:
Rain, Sleet, or... what was the other one Mr. Aberman?
Mailman Herbert:
Everybody makes fun of the mailman...
Principal Ken Weaver:
Must have the courage of ten principals, must get home.
Randy Brandston:
Mrs. Hufner tells us the story about the poky little puppy.
Random Claire-Stock Attendee:
I love you Claire; I want to stroke your hair.
Roger the Snowplowman:
That'll do ya.
Roger the Snowplowman:
Hey, get out of my plow!
Chuck Wheeler:
Say hi to Greg, he'll be hurting you today.
Greg:
Hi there!
Maltar:
Where in the name of the Seven Seas are you going?
Natalie Brandston:
The kitchen... I'm going to make myself a grilled cheese sandwich.
Tom Brandston:
You're a fraud.
Chad Symmonz:
And you're a joke, Tom.
Chuck Wheeler:
What kind of gum do you chew? What kind of bogus question is that?
Tom Brandston:
It's amazing what some kid's will do just to earn a merit badge.
Wayne Alworth:
Welcome to the Chuck n' Wayne House of Pain!
Roger the Snowplowman:
The kids really love to toot the horn.
Chuck Wheeler:
You're in luck, the House of Pain now delivers
[
grabs shovel]
Chuck Wheeler:
.
Hal Branston:
Wasn't it you who said that true love is all about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time?
Lane Leonard:
Yeah.
Hal Branston:
You got 10 minutes?
[
Hal and Lane kiss]
Lane Leonard:
Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.
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