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Violent Shit indeed, 28 January 2003
1/10
Author: Eric Blake (toomuchman68) from Prescott, AZ USA

I couldn't believe I spent $14.00 on this. The only redeeming quality is the outrageous gore. The dubbing was worse than any I have ever experienced. It looks like it was shot with a VHS camcorder. I think every pfennig was spent on the special effects because there was a whole lot of blood and body parts everywhere. Its one of the worst movies I have ever seen but I do have to acknowledge the plentiful gore that wasn't as disgusting as it could have been because the whole movie is so silly and unbelievable

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This is the best film of all time, kinda, 18 November 2005
10/10
Author: quincy-wofford from United States

No one can say with absolute certainty why the powers that be gave man the ability to think creatively, and that reason was probably not Zombie Doom. While the movie generally is enjoyed by those who watch it, artistic genius is not among the reasons for its success. Written and filmed in 2003 by an under funded German film crew, Zombie Doom pushes the limits of human tolerance for scenes depicting disembowelment, decapitation, and ninjas.

The film begins innocently with three friends casually sailing on a nameless sea, where they happen across a nameless island, the serenity, however, wouldn't last long. About 5 minutes and 163 curse words later, the crew is ambushed by a horde of sword carrying tribesmen whose trademark is a cardboard mask covered in aluminum foil. Their leader is known simple as, "The Meister" (The Meister deviates from the cardboard mask tradition and opts for a more stylish horned paint can with holes for the eyes). The Meister leads his horde of men in a quest to…kill people who arrive on the island? Unfortunately the Meister is a mysterious man, so mysterious in fact that he wouldn't even tell the writer of this masterpiece what his goals were. After another 30 minutes the plot not only seamlessly integrates three ninjas who literally descend from trees, but also eliminates the original main characters from the film. The movie carries on with zombies popping up every now and then, only long enough to have their faces literally punched in by the three ninjas. As Zombie Doom came to a close the Meister fell victim to an unknown disease and is succeeded by a lesser minion with an obtusely hairy gut accented by his rather dashing rabbit skin loin cloth (note sarcasm). The new Meister attempts to thwart the enemy ninjas, but is overtaken by the ninja's acquisition of a bazooka.

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Painful To Watch, But I Couldn't STOP Watching It!, 25 December 2002
Author: Jordan-M (jammastajordan@aol.com) from Sunny, Southern CA

I actually got this movie on DVD as a Christmas present, and although I have to say that it has some of the worst acting, directing, and writing of all time, it was really enjoyable - in a jumbled, visceral sort of way.

One of the monologues given by the protagonists early on gives the overall tone of the movie:

"The world is full of puke and (bleep). And now a horde of tin-masked (bleep)s are puking in our faces, filled with (bleep)."

The first half of this picture is really miserable and pointless - just a bunch of gratuitous murders and dismemberments. Things only begin to get interesting when ninjas show up.

That's right, Ninjas.

From that point on you get to see some of the slowest Kung Fu ever seen, and the smallest rocket launcher explosions ever dedicated to film. Yeah, I'm really downplaying this - but if you're into B-movies...

This is the cream of the crop.

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Stupid fun for everyone!, 29 March 2003
7/10
Author: dhrupick from Youngstown, Ohio

Horrible acting, bloody chunks and cheesy special effects highlight this buddy movie. I really enjoyed it and look forward to tracking down the other Violent Shit movies. Although not quite as gory as I was led to believe, it was sufficient and had some cool death scenes that I have never seen before. If you think watching Zombie Doom will provide an hour and a half of provocative thinking and stimulating conversation, you are a jackass. If you think that watching it will pass the time and make you and your drunk friends laugh, pull up a floor and push play.

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Title is program, 7 October 1999
6/10
Author: Marco Hofmeister (mh1225@aol.com) from Goettingen, Germany

Dear Users,

this movie was the first of the trilogy I saw. Lets start with a short plot summary: three men end up on a deserted island where they get caught from a bunch of strange masked people, reigned by the master and his son. The master is Karl, well known from first two movies. Being captured the three men have to witness lots of cruelty and executions in the camp. One of them gets killed whereas the others and a young asian guy, an outcast of Karls troops, become the subject of a manhunt. The young Asian lost his woman, who was tortured to death and abused for some kind of fertility experiment. During their escape they decide to fight back and use their only chance to survive - therefor they match up with two other Asians, also former members of the troops. From this point a bloody battle begins in which lots of people loose their lives very brutally. Their fight is becoming even more difficult when they meet the strange creations of Dr. Senius ( mixture between Hitler and Mengele ) a mad scientist in the camp. In comparison to the former two movies you get the best one with this part. Technically and in regard of the acting skills displayed. It is still an amateur movie but the quality has increased strongly. With all its killing and torturing, lots of guts, brains and liters of blood it is a must see for all splatter-fans !!!

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Cheap but fun, 16 November 2004
Author: eer85 from Italy

Compared to the previous videos by Schnaas, this one is a some sort of a kolossal. There is also some film footage: unfortunately, it's just Super8 and the results are quiet poor, especially in dark scenes. I think this is the only feature where I prefer video than film stock! Schnaas's style has grown a little and, thanks to digital equipment, the editing is much better than his previous movies, even though still far from perfect. The storyline is weak and quiet messed up: you simply follow different characters, while never understanding who is the main one, in different gory situations. The special effects have improved too, even though many of them are still quiet cheesy (the backbone out of the anus for example) especially because of the way they're directed and cut. This time a major inspiration are Hong-Kong films: the action sequences ain't that bad despite their poor nature. If you don't get it seriously, it can be funny to watch.

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Good gore, horrendous dubbing, 7 October 2004
Author: m_deathbringer from Cambridgeshire, England

I got this on a very 'undergound-looking' video from some horror site, under the title Zombie doom (annoyingly, it was recorded off a DVD, and they decided to play all the trailers on there before the film). I was after sickening, brutal gore, and i got it!!. Think of a nasty way to be killed, add in more blood than it is physically possible to store in the human body, and it is in this film somewhere!. You get face-ripping, chest-opening, decapitations by the bucket load, shooting, stabbing, slicing, burning and drowning, in a virtually non-stop orgy of violence (especially near the end). Of course, being made on a budget of about 100 Deutschmarks, the sets are just tents and forests, a 'life raft' is a child's inflatable dinghy, and the assistant to 'the meister' (played by director Andreas Schnaas) gets killed 3 times, thing is, i didn't even realize it wasn't supposed to be him but 'just another guard' until the end. Also the worst part of this film is the dubbing, it seems to have all been done by one person, and in many scenes it is hard to tell who is talking. I feel safe in saying it is the worst dubbing i have ever heard (and i've watched "Zombie 90"!), they should have used subtitles. But apart from that, this comes highly recommended to anyone who just wants splatter, not high art

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This is hell, 6 August 2002
Author: t-h-fields from Washington, DC

Three lost sailors are stuck on a remote island, not knowing that it is controlled by Karl Berger (aka Karl the Butcher, or "der Meister" as he is now known) and his son Karl Jr. They have an "army" of psychopaths called the Infantry of Doom, with a variety of small arms.

How to describe this movie? Just to give you an idea, here is some sample dialogue:

Condemned prisoner -- You'll burn in hell for that! Karl the Butcher Jr -- This IS hell!

This is the last of Andreas Schnaas' Violent Shit trilogy. It's better if you're survived the other two (which are actually harder to find). But even by itself, it is quite a gore-fest. The Violent Shit trilogy really is the closest thing to hell that I've ever seen on film. Despite the crude special effects, campy acting, and amateurish photography, it's an experience you will not soon forget.

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Awesome!, 26 January 2009
10/10
Author: Marc-Alexandre Duchesne (puppethelloweenmaster@yahoo.ca) from Canada

This movie is the definition of so bad it's good! It's so bad that it's hilarious! It's very entertaining, it's very gory (and the effects are awesome! They don't look realistic, but they're awesome anyway!), the acting is hilariously bad, the dubbing is *beep* hilarious, but the movie is not only unintentionally funny, it also has a couple of intentionally funny moments like the part when the 3 main characters fight against ninja zombies and etc... The people who don't like this movie have no sense of humor!

Best lines in the movie:

"get moving or I'll kill (no, I didn't misunderstand) your balls off"

"come on, move, you c0cks**king b*tch"

"the world is full of puking sh*t"

"run away, you stinking animal sh*t"

"they are puking in our faces filled with sh*t" (LMFAO! What in the hell does that mean lol?)

"you all look like a bunch of donkey f**king wh*res"

Yeah, I had to censor a few words. :(

Anyway, I give it 10/10 and no, that's not too much. This movie shouldn't be taken seriously. If you think that this movie is a piece of *beep* because of the acting, the dubbing, the directing, the editing, etc... Then you're stupid because these things aren't important in cheesy gory movies. People who hate movies because of bad acting only shouldn't be allowed to rate/review gory movies. You're not a gore fan? Don't watch it. You're a gore fan? BUY IT!

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Good Gory Fun!, 19 August 2008
8/10
Author: Quinton Moad from Guthrie, OK

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

Karl" The Butcher "Junior, The Demented Splatterflick Villain From The Second Film, Continues His Blood-Soaked Killing Spree On A Remote Island With The Help Of His Invalid Father. Together They Lead An Infantry Of Tin-Masked Madmen Called The Infantry Of Doom. The Communtity Surgeon, Dr. Senius, Has Mastered His Diabolical Plans Of Creating A Race Of Super-Soldiers That Will Hunt Down And Kill Any Tresspassers That Happen Upon The Island. When Three Castaways Are Captured By The Infantry, They Are Taken Back To Their Barracks And Forced To Watch Traitors Who've Been Exiled From Their Communtiy, Torn Limb From Limb. After Almost A Half-Hour Of This, They Are Turned Loose, And Given A Moon's Phase Time To Make It Across The Island Safely. These Unfortunate Young Men Are About To Learn, That In The Realm Of Karl The Butcher, Survival Is Not An Option. Now That I Have Stated The Overall Plot To Those Of You Not Yet Familiar With This Film, Let Us Get On With The Review, Because I Think Its About Time. The Violent Sh*t Series Was Never Meant To Impress Those Of You Who Are Looking For The Next Godfather. As The Title Implies, This Film Is Just A Vehichle Showcasing Some Of The Director's Best Blood 'N' Guts Effects, And There Are Plenty. Every Death Imaginable Is Here. Impalments & Decapitations By The Truckload, Flesh Torn Open By Hooks, People Killed By Gunfire, Rocket Launcher Explosions, Heads Blown Off By Grenades. Let's Not Forget The Over-Abundance Of Kung-Fu And Karate Kickboxing. Zombies And Ninjas Galore. Overall This Film Is A Gorehound's Wet Dream. I Suggest It To Those Of You Who Are Looking For A Good B-Movie. This Ranks As One Of My All Time Favourites.

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