Lilly:
Look, the neighbors bought birds.
Christine Taylor:
Canaries.
Lilly:
How can you tell?
Christine Taylor:
I can see them. Two males, probably.
Lilly:
How do you know?
Christine Taylor:
Only the males sing.
Nancy:
What does your husband think about this?
Rebecca:
I don't have a husband.
Nancy:
Show me your ring finger.
[
Rebecca shows Nancy her left hand]
Nancy:
Are you a lesbian?
Carol:
God says to Adam, "Adam, I have something for you, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks for a moment, then decides, "What can you give me for a rib?"
Kathy:
That's funny. Where'd you hear it?
Carol:
From the Bible.
Nancy:
Let me tell you about love. You don't ask, you give.
Carol:
Maybe she was just tired of dead ends, phone calls that were never returned, promises that were never kept, tripping over the same stone.
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