[sound goes "quack"]
Girl: Is that a duck?
Black Guy: I got to drop a serious Lincoln Log. Where's the head, dude?
Rap song: God is black, drives a big caddilac.
Black Guy: This is hard for me to say, because I am a shy homefly, but I just wanted to say that before one of these pillar-headed crackers come in here and do a bust-jam on our crazy asses, I love you.
Girl: He's gonna try to get laid.
Guy#1: Is that your little girl there?
Lady: Yeah, stay away from her.
Guy#2: Don't get too attached to her. In about fifteen minutes, she's gonna stab you to death with a gardening tool.
Lady: What kind of tool?
Guy#2: Hand-spade. And then she's gonna eat your leg. Gross!
Girl: [holding back zombies with a door] This is ridiculous.
Black Guy: [assisting her] Ridiculous? Nah, this ain't ridiculous. This is the perfect scenario for a Tuesday night. What makes you say it's ridiculous? It couldn't be the zombies, could it?

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