The Wendy's Girl:
Welcome to Wendy's. How may I help you?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Good evening, Wendy!
Mikey Dundee:
Do people like rats here?
Miss Mathis:
Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis:
[
amazed] Oh!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
Sue Charleton:
So did he behave?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Oh, yeah he was no trouble.
Sue Charleton:
Not you. I was talking to Mikey!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
[
just before leaving curator's office, he notices a painting] Who painted this?
Curator:
Pablo Picasso.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
I'm a drinkin' man myself, but I've never been *that* wasted.
[
Driving into Wendy's Drive-Thru]
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.
Jacko:
So, you can eat like a pig... and nobody can see you.
[
winks]
Jacko:
Clever buggers, these yanks.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Couldn't you just buy the actual paintings?
Phil:
Maybe for a big motion picture like Mission Impossible 3. But I haven't seen Tom Cruise around the set, have you?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
[
thinking] Tom Cruise... what's he look like?
Phil:
[
confused] Like Tom Cruise...... Geez Mick, where you born in a cave?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Yeah! How'd you know that?
Phil:
Never mind.
[
After foiling some gangsters who try to mug them]
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Now I know why they call L.A. 'The city on wheels'.
Jacko:
Why's that?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee:
Well they don't even get out of there car to mug ya.
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