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opening title narration]
Narrator:
In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories.
Detective Alexandra Eames:
You two have a play date?
Detective Robert Goren:
One thing this line of work teaches us is that guys will do anything for love.
Detective Alexandra Eames:
When tourists take a bite of the Big Apple, the apple isn't supposed to bite back.
Mr. Smythe:
Four counts of manslaughter. That's what I get for overestimating the intelligence of a grand jury.
Detective Alexandra Eames:
Just be grateful the D.A. let you off with a plea bargain.
Mr. Smythe:
I don't consider shutting down my website a bargain. All right, Joanie and Chachi, right? This is the last chat I have for them.
Detective Alexandra Eames:
Thank you, you can go do your little dance in Hell now.
Detective Robert Goren:
Well, she didn't believe in heaven and hell, so how would she know the devil was massaging her neck?
Detective Alexandra Eames:
We have that Ukrainian politician to thank for that.
Detective Alexandra Eames:
Sex fiend and a bully, politics is a perfect place for him.
Detective Mike Logan:
You want fun? Date a cop.
Detective Robert Goren:
Wait, you can't leave now that the cat's out of the bag!
Detective Alexandra Eames:
A divorce lawyer - the gift that keeps on giving.
Detective Alexandra Eames:
[
seeing Goren reading a book written by a suspect] What are you doing, underlining the dirty parts?
Detective Alexandra Eames:
[
to Goren] The way she was making googly eyes at you I thought you were getting through to her.
Detective Robert Goren:
Woohoo! Steamy!
Captain James Deakins:
Try to curb your enthusiasm.
Detective Robert Goren:
I'll curb it when we get this freak locked in a box.
Detective Alexandra Eames:
[
on the phone] Sure, we'll be right over.
Captain James Deakins:
We need to go public.
Detective Robert Goren:
Bing! Right here.
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