Krillin:
Slow down! You know if I lose my grip on you I'll fall through this cloud!
Goku:
Well if you would stop thinking bad thoughts then it wouldn't be a problem!
Krillin:
Fat chance.
Goku:
Hey Krillin look, do you think Master Roshi would like that lady over there?
Krillin:
You mean I have to look down? Goku that's a man!
Goku:
Really? How can you tell? Gosh, they all look pretty much the same to me.
Krillin:
Huh? You're joking, right? I mean you really can't tell the difference?
Goku:
Well, usually I can figure it out. I just have to touch them first.
Krillin:
Hmm? In case you couldn't tell, I'm a boy.
Goku:
Oh!
Goku:
Well, this blows.
[
regarding Goku taking on the Red Ribbon Army]
Woman:
Goku, you must listen to me. Do you have any idea what you're up against?
Goku:
Sure. Scumbags.
Commander Silver:
What have you got in here?
Goku:
None of your business.
Commander Silver:
Okay then I'll give you one last chance give me that dragon ball.
Goku:
No. I need those dragon balls.
Goku:
You'll regret it if you make me come up there.
Red Ribbon Solider:
Okay.
Chi-Chi:
Goku, wedding is not a food.
Colonel Silver:
Good afternoon! You'll have to excuse the temper of my men; they've been traveling all day and it's left them a bit... irritable.
General White:
But if that's how you feel, I'll be glued to my monitor watching as you are reduced to nothing but a pile of those little chicken bones that you put in salt!
Ninja Murasaki:
You weren't supposed to dodge that!
Advisor Black:
Maybe... he'll call back...!
Anonymous RRA Soldier:
So then an accountant tells me they'll have to take it out of my next pay check and I'm just like, "Wait a minute, man! The ribbon should come *with* the uniform! Free! End of discussion!"
Anonymous RRA Soldier #2:
At least you didn't let him walk on ya.
[
pause]
Anonymous RRA Soldier #2:
A Dragonball just hit your head!
Anonymous RRA Soldier:
...Huh?
General Blue:
This boy has laid waste to two of our best regiments and I will not be the third! He may possess some skill, but there is one thing I know for certain and that is... nothing lasts forever!
Colonel Silver:
It's here somewhere, buried in all this crap! Think very carefully, the next word you say could determine the quality of the rest of your life.
Colonel Silver:
I'll ask the questions here. Now tell me, what do you want with the Dragonballs, and how did you manage to find so easily what my entire *army* could not?
General White:
So the traitorous, poorly-constructed machine asks like a big-shot. Who made you? Who was it that brought you back to this world as a cyborg after you had died once before? Just exactly who? Say it!
Cyborg #8:
It was you, General White.
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