Memorable quotes for
Rush Hour 3 (2007)

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[from trailer]
Detective James Carter: How do you say surrender in Chinese?

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[from trailer]
Detective James Carter: We need to get her to relax.
Chief Inspector Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
Detective James Carter: Lee!
Chief Inspector Lee: Only $9.95.

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Dojo Master: May I Help You?
Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
Dojo Master: Yu.
Detective James Carter: No not me you!
Dojo Master: Yes I'm Yu!
Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?
Dojo Master: No Yu is blind!
Detective James Carter: I'm not blind, you blind
Dojo Master: That is what I just said.
Detective James Carter: You just said what?
Dojo Master: I did not say what, I said Yu.
Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you!
Dojo Master: And Yu is answering.
Detective James Carter: Shutup!
Detective James Carter: You!
Dojo Master: Yes?
Detective James Carter: Not You, Him! What's Your name?
Dojo Student: Mi.
Detective James Carter: Yes You!
Dojo Student: I'm Mi.
Dojo Master: He's Mi and I'm Yu.
Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games!

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[from trailer]
Genevieve: [while making out on the bed] I have never been with an American man before.
Detective James Carter: Neither have I!

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[from trailer]
Genevieve: I'm a bad girl.
Detective James Carter: Hallelujah!
[kisses her]

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[from trailer]
Chinese bad guy: [shouts at Carter in French]
Detective James Carter: [to Lee] What the hell is that?
Chief Inspector Lee: I think he's speaking French.
Detective James Carter: You Asian, stop humiliating yourself!

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[from trailer]
Detective James Carter: I don't know what you been feedin' him, but he is TOO DAMN BIG!

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[from trailer]
Genevieve: I'm going to go into the bathroom and make myself more comfortable.
Detective James Carter: Need some matches?

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Detective James Carter: Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby!
Chief Inspector Lee: If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?
Detective James Carter: Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

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Detective James Carter: Lee, I'm going to kill you if we die!

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Detective James Carter: Lee I got a big problem man this guys on steroids! His head is as big as Barry Bonds!

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Detective James Carter: Come on, Crouching Tiger! Don't you hide that dragon!

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Detective James Carter: Freeze, or I'll blow your ass cheeks off!

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George: I'm sorry, I won't be here when you get back... my wife says I can't be a spy anymore. I have to be home for dinner.

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Detective James Carter: Don't move or I'll shoot you and the Temptations.

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George: The truth is I am a driver. Nothing more. This is my destiny. I will never know what it's like to be an american, never know what it feelss like to kill with no reason.

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Detective James Carter: Lee, I saw my life flash before my eyes. I was married to a Chinese woman and we had three kids and they all looked like you except darker!

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Detective James Carter: It's over Reynard, you know what it's like for old men in prison. They call you Pops, they make you work in the library, your best friend is gonna be a MOUSE.

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Detective James Carter: You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

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Detective James Carter: [singing American national anthem] Oh say can you see, by the darker delight.

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Detective James Carter: Holy Mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman!

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Marsha: I want a lawyer!
Detective James Carter: You need a personal trainer! Says here you weigh 180 pounds; that's more than the damn car, girl!
Marsha: I have a thyroid condition!
Detective James Carter: Then stop eating thyroids!

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Detective James Carter: [to Lee on the plane to Paris, France] Did you know that the average French woman is naked 34 percent of the time?
Chief Inspector Lee: We're not going there to meet women.

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Detective James Carter: [walks over to Genevieve's table, sits down and introduces himself] Carter, James Carter.

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