Natalie Cook:
I have something you'll never have.
Madison Lee:
What's that?
[
pause]
Natalie Cook:
Friends.
Kelly Garrett:
Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
Madison Lee:
I was never good. I was great.
Bosley's Brother:
It's raining white women.
Seamus:
I'd recognize that arse anywhere, you piece of shite.
Seamus:
I've never wanted you more.
Dylan Sanders:
Always wanting what you can't have.
Alex Munday:
Marshal Ray Carter. I'm Alex Munday. I'll be your rescuer today.
Carter:
I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have?
Alex Munday:
I've got two girlfriends in the bar.
Carter:
They have fifty armed men.
Alex Munday:
I know. It hardly seems fair. C'mon!
Natalie Cook:
This is hostel, ya?
[
surprising Natalie]
Madison Lee:
What's up, Angel?
Natalie Cook:
Madison Lee?
Madison Lee:
Natalie Cook.
Natalie Cook:
Oh, my god! How'd you know?
Madison Lee:
I get the newsletter.
Madison Lee:
I don't take orders from a speaker-box anymore. I work for myself.
Natalie Cook:
Well, your boss sucks.
Dylan Sanders:
I think she's trying to kill us.
Bosley:
I got sand all in my ass. I can't hardly walk.
Alex Munday:
Get off the babysitter. Daddy's home.
Madison Lee:
Why be an Angel when I can play God?
[
spotting their suspect]
Alex Munday:
Check it out... brown shorts, red board, 11:00. What d'you think?
Dylan Sanders:
[
looking at the guy] Yummy!...
Alex Munday:
That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat move in, Dylan thinks he's hot.
Dylan Sanders:
What do you mean?
Alex Munday:
You always fall for the bad guy.
Natalie Cook:
Killer, huh? I just got so excited. When it's big like that I just love to ride it hard and rough.
Max:
Helen Zass. So, uh, where's that, where's that name come from originally, is that, uh "Ass-Tralian"?
[
last lines]
Alex Munday:
Oh, it's a no-brainer.
[
Dylan, undercover as a nun, is eyeing a sexy young priest]
Alex Munday:
[
under her breath] Thornbirds.
Dylan Sanders:
[
under her breath] I know!
Mr. Munday:
So, you work with Alex at the hospital?
Alex Munday:
Yes! Natalie works in the Psychiatric Ward. And Dylan is the Head of... Gynecology.
Mr. Munday:
Really?
Dylan Sanders:
Um-hmm.
Mr. Munday:
So young.
Dylan Sanders:
I know.
Alex Munday:
We were just on our way out, actually, 'cause we have such a major procedure coming up, Daddy, so...
Natalie Cook:
Duty calls. Sorry.
Dylan Sanders:
I've gotta... prep.
Natalie Cook:
Yeah... scrub up. Ha ha.
Mr. Munday:
Bu- bye.
[
Natalie and Dylan say "Bye" together]
Mr. Munday:
Bye.
Alex Munday:
See you guys in a minute. It's just a tiny emergency, but make yourself at home, okay.
[
Kisses him on the cheek]
Mr. Munday:
We'll talk later, off to the hospital, go save lives...
[
the Angels have left; He looks confused]
Mr. Munday:
Head of Gynecology?
Bus-Stop Kid:
[
Bosley just rubbed him on the head] Man! You do not mess with a black man's do!
Natalie Cook:
Bring it on, bitch!
Madison Lee:
[
thinking that she's about to kill Charlie's Angels] Enjoy heaven.
Natalie Cook:
Go to hell.
Alex Munday:
[
the Angels kill Madison; she dies amid flames] She's so fired.
Alex Munday:
[
after Madison Lee shoots the Angels] What a be-atch!
Max:
Helen Zass. That's your name.
[
Looks over at Bosley]
Max:
. Is that, uh, Ass-tralian?
Natalie Cook:
Oh my god! You must have been the butt of every joke!
Alex Munday:
Did you by chance drive an Ass-tin Martin?
Natalie Cook:
Alex! We're being Ass-inine!
Dylan Sanders:
Yes. Yes you are.
Dylan Sanders:
And all we have is the Thin Man.
Natalie Cook:
Our Favorite Ass-Ass-in
Alex Munday:
[
Holding the medal] We should get this to the lab to have it anal-ized.
Dylan Sanders:
You do that.
Natalie Cook:
You were the cock. I was the beaver!
Natalie Cook:
Tickets, I love tickets!
Chess Opponent:
What's an angel doing so far from heaven?
Dylan Sanders:
I'm no angel.
Bosley's Brother:
[
dressed as a Coroner] I'm not going anywhere near no dead bodies!
Dylan Sanders:
You don't know me any more.
Seamus:
I'm the only one here who knows you Helen.
Natalie Cook:
Do a little dance?
Dylan Sanders:
Make a little love.
Alex Munday:
Get down tonight.
Bosley's Brother:
Plan B stands for Plan Bosley!
Dylan Sanders:
[
after crashing out of bar window] Just once I'd like to walk out of a bar!
Charles Townsend:
Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
Bosley:
Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
[
the Angels prepare to battle Madison]
Madison Lee:
Oooh! The classic Angels Kick-Ass pose. Almost gives me a nostalgia for the old days. Except back then, we did things a little differently...
[
quickly pulls out two large weapons]
Madison Lee:
...we used *guns*!
[
shoots all three Angels]
Madison Lee:
Sorry, Charlie.
Dylan Sanders:
Just once, I'd like to *walk* out of a bar!
Madison Lee:
I never wore Kevlar till I took three in the chest
Natalie Cook, Dylan Sanders, Alex Munday:
On the De Soto case - we know!
Alex Munday:
Keep Dreaming!
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