Parents Guide for
Scary Movie 3 (2003) More at IMDbPro »

The beginning of the movie has 2 "dumb blondes" fighting in revealing schoolgirl clothes. Nothing too explicit but alot of clevage is shown.

Two workers get up from their chairs, and strip to bikinis.

Michael Jackson is under a blanket (disguised as a little girl). He asks a man to cuddle her in bed, and that there is no need to wear clothes.

All violence in "Scary Movie 3" is slapstick in nature.

Tom Logan runs through a cornfield. The corn ears hit him repeatedly in the face and groin.

Cindy Campbell runs into a microphone. An assistant passing by trips on her, throwing a tray of coffee in the air.

When Trooper Champlin (Camryn Manheim) tries to comfort Tom Logan he blows his nose into her hand, leaving her fingers webbed with snot.

As George boards the bus to "Da Hood" in the middle of an argument with Tom the doors close on George's neck.

The young boy, Cody, is running to catch up with his Aunt Cindy's car. She is backing the car up at a high speed. She hits Cody, sending him rocketing back 60 feet in the air.

George is nervous before his rap competition. He runs to a stall to vomit and spews all over the lap of someone already on the toilet.

Simon Cowell assesses the rap crowd as pathetic. All of the people on stage pull out guns and fire multiple rounds into him as the crowd cheers.

After George pulls his hood up in the rap club and looks exactly like a Klansman they throw him out a window.

Brenda fakes a death seizure, blood runs out of her nose and she foams at the mouth.

Brenda fakes another seizure and urinates on the floor

Tabitha crawls out of the television, menacing Brenda. Brenda punches her a number of times before Tabitha gets the better of her and throws her behind a couch.

During a wake George mistakenly believes Brenda is alive. Mahalik backs him up by punching out most of the guests who continue to insist she is dead. George and Mahalik try to rescusitate the dead woman, including jumping on her in her coffin and performing CPR. Brenda's father jumps on Mahalik, and, as they rock back and forth it looks as if Brenda is performing fellatio on Mahalik. George strips some electrical wires and tries to shock her heart into beating; he blows her up instead. Body parts fly everywhere including her head, which lands in her mother's arms.

In a car CJ is throwing paint around, including dumping a whole can out on a passing car. He tells George, who's driving, to try it. George throws the can instead which hits a bicyclist who falls to the pavement.

George is in charge of watching Cody. He tries to throw a basketball to him but it hits him in the head. As George tries to help him out he knees him again in the head. When he tries to lift him up Cody hits the ceiling fan which propels him out a nearby window.

Shaneequa fights Tabitha's mother after Tabitha's mother spits on her. She yanks out a hank of hair and the both trade punches.

Father Tom and the Michael Jackson look-alike trade punches until Tom hangs Jackson from the second story window. Jackson's nose rips off and he falls the ground.

Revealing the origins of Tabitha, the Architect says his wife took their adopted daughter and drown her in a well.

A horse is seen defecating as an alien walks by.

The President and his secret service men beat up a group of handicap people. The scene concludes with one of his men blasting a hole through a picture of Mother Teresa with a shotgun. The President proclaims his nipples are hard.

George hits Tom with a beam in his groin causing George to shout, "My balls" which then cause George to roughly hand Tom two bowling balls, again in the groin.

When Cody is grabbed by hands from behind a grate George swings a bat at the hands but repeatedly hits Cody. Mahalik enters and hits Cody with a shovel.

Two rival factions of the hood cavalry shoot each other instead. Macy Gray shoots a rocket launcher.

Tom asks, "Damn it, George, when are you going to do something with your life?"

George: "I'll be doing the rap battle at Club 23 tomorrow night." Brenda: "I don't believe this shit."

Brenda: "If we agree to come will you shut your ass up?"

Some crayons are thrown at the door as George leaves Brenda: "Now who the fuck did that?"

Cody: "I see you kneeling in dog shit."

Cindy realizes she has left Cody behind: "Damn!"

Mahalik, the emcee of the rap competition, sees someone fire off a gun, "Get his ass out of here! DJ, spin that shit!" "Spin that shit" is repeated several times.

Mahalik, describing the makeup of the crowd: "There are 100...200 whitey hating, chrome-packin', ready to bust a cap in any whitey who ain't bringin' that shit!"

Mahalik, introducing George, "He's a farmer rapper, so you know he been bringin' that shit all day."

Brenda taunts Tabitha: "Get up you little ugly bitch!" Then, later, "I'm whipping her ass Cindy!"

At a wake Cody goes up to a pregnant woman: "It's a boy; he's going to be an asshole."

Tabitha's Voice: "Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that. "

The janitor takes over the news teleprompter causing the news anchor to say: "I've been cleanin' for this cracker-ass Giggins for ten years but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin' nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President.

Cindy and Tabitha are fighting. Cindy: "Time to go back down the well, bitch!"

When George (Simon Rex) says "The dogs are acting strange" we see the dogs smoking marijauna from a hooka.

When the "twins" office party starts everyone is drinking beer.

Aunt Shaneequa smokes so many cigarettes her ashtray is completely filled, as is the top drawer of her side table.

An alien is seen in line at a kegger party where two drunk young men are projectile vomiting all over the floor.

When describing Cody's birth to him Cindy admits his real mother was on crystal meth and drunk from St. Patrick's Day.

Becca goes to look for Kate. Kate is turned away from Becca. Becca turns her around. Kate's face is contorted, grey, in a frozen scream. Her head then falls off at the neck, revealing a bloody stump.

A young girls screams as the young girl's father and uncle try to find her in a field of corn.

When Cindy picks up her nephew she finds all his crayon drawings are very gruesome. On each sheet people are being slaughtered or buried alive.

Brenda's corpse is laying in a casket, her face contorted in horror.

In the cellar Cindy puts a knife out to see the aliens on the other side of the door.

When they discover the well underneath the floorboards Cindy bends over, revealing that Tabitha is behind her.