Love Actually (2003)
Andrew Lincoln: Mark
[on sheets of poster board]
Mark : With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
[shows pictures of beautiful supermodels]
Mark : But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this.
[picture of a mummy]
Mark : Merry Christmas.
Juliet : [after watching Mark's video of her] But... you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me.
Mark : I hope it's useful. Don't show it around too much. It needs a bit of editing. Look, I've gotta get to a lunch. Early lunch. You can just show yourself out, can't you?
Mark : It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.
[At the altar, just before Peter is married]
Peter : No surprises?
Mark : No surprises.
Peter : Not like the stag night?
Mark : Unlike the stag night.
Peter : Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?
Mark : I do.
Peter : And it would have been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Mark : That is true.
Juliet : I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie or... or maybe Munchies?
Mark : Actually, I was being serious. I don't know where it is. I'll have a poke around tonight...
Juliet : Mark, can I say something?
Mark : Yeah.
Juliet : I know you're Peter's best friend and I know you've never particularly warmed to me. Look, don't... don't argue. We've never got friendly. But I just wanted to say, I hope that can change. I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and... It would be great if we could be friends.
Mark : Absolutely.
Juliet : Great.
Mark : Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though. I had a real search when you first called and couldn't any trace of it, so...
Juliet : Well, there's one here that says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding". Do you think we might be on the right track?
Mark : Enough. Enough now.