Bruce Almighty (2003)
Steve Carell: Evan Baxter
Announcer : Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team.
Susan Ortega : Good Evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega.
Evan Baxter : And I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit
Evan Baxter : [high pitched] D-bow d-bit d-bow
[unintelligible chicken squawking]
Evan Baxter : Bucka-bow, dee buck.
Director : Someone get him some water please.
Susan Ortega : Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Evan Baxter : [laughs like hyena, drinks, and clears throat] Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director : What'd he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician : The prompter's fine.
Director : Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.
Evan Baxter : The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news
Evan Baxter : Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla
[rapid unitelligible gibberish]
Evan Baxter : Blabity blab bulla blah
Evan Baxter : [continues for 35 seconds]
Evan Baxter : Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE
Evan Baxter : Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game.