Bruce Almighty (2003) Poster

Steve Carell: Evan Baxter



  • Announcer : Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team.

    Susan Ortega : Good Evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega.

    Evan Baxter : And I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit

    [choked off] 

    Evan Baxter : [high pitched]  D-bow d-bit d-bow

    [unintelligible chicken squawking] 

    Evan Baxter : Bucka-bow, dee buck.

    Director : Someone get him some water please.

    Susan Ortega : Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.

    Evan Baxter : [laughs like hyena, drinks, and clears throat]  Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.

    Director : What'd he just say? Check the prompter.

    Technician : The prompter's fine.

    Director : Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.

    Evan Baxter : The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news

    [breaks wind] 

    Evan Baxter : Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla

    [rapid unitelligible gibberish] 

    Evan Baxter : Blabity blab bulla blah

    [explosive gibberish] 

    Evan Baxter : [continues for 35 seconds] 

    [vaguely Chinese] 

    Evan Baxter : Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE

    [nervous laugh] 

  • Evan Baxter : Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game.

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