You know, I need Bob Barker lecturing me more on personal ethics. you know, maybe if I had spent the last two decades interviewing the semi-retarded game show contestants at the Hi-Lo wheel, I'd be looking to form study groups with orangutans too. I especially love it when Bob cautions me against using any product that was tested on laboratory animals for merely cosmetic purposes. Well Bob, what the fuck have you been dying your hair with for the last 20 years? I mean have you seen this guy? He...