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The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

R 85 min  -  Comedy  -   25 March 2004 (Australia)
6.1
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An orthodox Jewish blaxploitation hero saves Hanukkah from the clutches of Santa Claus's evil son.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Adam Goldberg ...
Judy Greer ...
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Andy Dick ...
Damian Claus
Mario Van Peebles ...
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Peter Coyote ...
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Nora Dunn ...
Mrs. Carver
Sean Whalen ...
Tiny Tim
Tony Cox ...
Jamal
Richard Riehle ...
Melvin Van Peebles ...
Rachel Dratch ...
Tikva
Harrison Chad Harrison Chad ...
Schlomo
Jim Petersmith Jim Petersmith ...
Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe Annie McEnroe ...
Mrs. Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer ...
Young Mordechai
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Storyline

Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus's evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa's evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews. Written by Sujit R. Varma  

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Plot Keywords:

Jewish | Hanukkah | Blaxploitation | Spoof | Three Word Title  | See more »

Taglines:

This Hanukkah, All He Wants For Christmas Are Santa's Two Front Teeth See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language, some sexual references and drug use See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

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Details

Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English | Hebrew | Yiddish

Release Date:

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Also Known As:

Héber pöröly See more »

Box Office

Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$19,539 (USA) (21 December 2003) (8 Screens)

Gross:

$19,539 (USA) (21 December 2003)
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

 | Argentina: (Buenos Aires Festival Internacional de Cine Independiente)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Black and White  | Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

The original script called for a cameo from US Senator Joe Lieberman (I-Con), but Lieberman turned it down, so the role went to former New York City mayor Ed Koch, who was recruited at the last minute by one of the producers. See more »

Goofs

Continuity: When the Hammer is in his car, it has a normal Florida license plate. When there is close up, it shows that it is a New York license vanity plate that says "L'CHAIM". This is seen later in the movie when he talks to Shlomo and gives him a tape from the trunk. See more »

Quotes

JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal: G-dash-d dammit, Hammer!
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Crazy Credits

Uncle Bernie, Aunt Shelly and all the Long Island Kesselmans - Thanks for
letting us eat by you on Shabbat See more »

Connections

References "Mike Hammer" (1956) See more »