Richard Roth:
Hi. Richard Roth. Don't call me 'Dick'.
Robert Wiener:
Robert Wiener. Don't call me 'Dick', either.
Ingrid Formanek:
Say this- "La tapar, ana Sahaffi".
Robert Wiener:
La tapar, ana Sahaffi.
Ingrid Formanek:
Pretty good.
Robert Wiener:
What does it mean?
Ingrid Formanek:
"Don't shoot, I'm a journalist".
Ingrid Formanek:
Well, fuck me with a hot poker.
Judy Parker:
Goodbye, Richard. I think you're really smart.
Richard Roth:
Goodbye, Judy. I think I'm really smart, too.
Customs Inspector:
23 bottles of vodka?
Robert Wiener:
There was supposed to be 24. Shit!
Customs Inspector:
For personal use?
Robert Wiener:
Yeah.
Customs Inspector:
You are an alcoholic.
Robert Wiener:
You're a customs inspector. We all have our parts to play.
Ingrid Formanek:
Come on, Wienerish. We're just the eyes. You put this shit up there, and people pull it down on their Sonys. I think I'm quoting you.
Robert Wiener:
No, I said "Zeniths".
Ingrid Formanek:
Hey. Hey. Cigars. Embassy man loves cigars, remember? You give embassy man cigars, he give you big access.
Robert Wiener:
Hangover?
Ingrid Formanek:
Brutal.
Stu:
You're nothing but a bunch of overpaid, bone-picking vultures.
Robert Wiener:
You're confusing us with CBS, pal. We're the under-paid vultures.
Inky:
DSB season has officially begun.
Richard Roth:
DSB?
Robert Wiener:
Deadly sperm backup.
Judy Parker:
And he'll have a Yoo-Hoo. That's a chocolate drink.
Mark Biello:
I'll have a beer. It's a malt beverage.
Robert Wiener:
(on the phone with room service) Could you send up a Pepsi, please?
Ingrid Formanek:
I'll take a Pepsi.
Judy Parker:
I'll have a Coke.
Ingrid Formanek:
Oh, there's no Coke in Baghdad. Bottling plant's in Dixie.
[
Judy, confused, looks at Ingrid]
Ingrid Formanek:
(whispering) Israel.
Mark Biello:
I'll take a Yoo-Hoo. (everyone looks at Mark.) It's a chocolate drink.
Judy Parker:
I didn't say anything.
Robert Wiener:
Make it seven Pepsis.
Ed Turner:
No story is worth your life... but this is the story of a lifetime.
Peter Arnett:
I loved Vietnam. I cried when that goddamn war ended!
Richard Roth:
This was the biggest forest in the history of the world...dinosaurs. Then it all died, rotted, turned into oil, and now...we're here. It's basically we're fighting to see who gets to desecrate the cemetery. Who gets the oil. No wonder there always been so much bad blood, it's always been lousy Karma to be a grave robber.
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