Shane:
Ford, what part of "I don't love you anymore. You're a bastard, and I never want to see you again" didn't you understand?
Cary Ford:
I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.
Shane:
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Val:
Every major road into L.A. is blocked. I know you said it wouldn't be fun if it was easy, but does it have to be THIS much fun?
Val:
You want this hour's bad news? Every major road in L.A. is blocked! I know you said it wouldn't be any fun if it was easy, but does it have to be THIS much fun?
[
to Junior]
Sonny:
You better count to ten!
China:
You messed with the wrong chick!
Shane:
[
Shane knocks China off her bike] Looks like you did, bitch!
Cary Ford:
What is it about driving cars that makes you all such assholes?
Shane:
What is it with you, Ford? Everywhere you go, everything turns to hell.
Cary Ford:
Yeah, it's a talent I have.
Agent McPherson:
[
after surviving a spectacular crash] Thank God for airbags!
Junior:
You got loud pipes, but you ain't sayin' nothing!
Shane:
[
Shane and Ford are driving a stock-racing car] Ford, traffic!
Cary Ford:
Aw! This is why I hate four wheels!
Trey:
Fuck the police!
Agent McPherson:
[
Trey takes off after Ford] Was that a threat?
Agent Henderson:
I believe it was!
China:
[
before the bike duel] You want some of this, bitch?
Shane:
Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
Dalton:
I eat when I'm nervous.
Val:
He eats when he's horny. He just likes to eat.
Cary Ford:
I just jumed my bike onto the roof of a moving train. It's amazing what you can do when you have no choice.
Cary Ford:
[
referring to Henry, after Henry rides off with his drugs] I gotta get that bike.
Shane:
[
referring to China] I gotta get that bitch.
[
Trey picks up Junior's knife after he lost it during a short fight with Ford]
Trey:
'Sup J? Drop somethin'?
Junior:
Just takin' care of sum bizness T.
Trey:
[
turns to Ford] Ford...heard you wuz up in Indochina eatin' sushi 'n shit.
Junior:
I thought sushi came from Japan?
Trey:
I know where sushi come from, *nigga*! I ain't even talkin' to you!
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