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The Masseuse (2004) (V) More at IMDbPro »

Jim: Did I do something wrong?
Barbara: No. Just hand me a towel.
Jim: Are you sure?
Barbara: Yes, Jim. I'm positive.
Jim: You're not real happy, OK. So whatever I did, I'm sorry.
Barbara: I shouldn't blame you. You'll be all right when you grow up.
Jim: What do you mean, "grow up?"
Barbara: Just what I said. Mentally.

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Jim: Most of this stuff, I buy off the Internet. Like this is a whip. Well, it's not really a whip. It just makes a lot of noise. So when you snap it...
[Jim snaps whip]
Barbara: Whoa! OK.
Jim: Yeah, it's kind of loud.
Barbara: That could put an eye out.

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Jim: Hi, Barbara.
Barbara: No talking tonight, Jim.
Jim: Great.
Barbara: It's my surprise, remember? Tonight, you're going to be a fly on the wall.
Jim: OK.
Barbara: Maybe see something you've never seen before. Remember when you said you can tie yourself up?
[She tosses him some rope]
Barbara: Work your magic.

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Barbara: This is just getting too complicated. Way too dangerous. Why'd you have to fuck everything up, Jim?
Jim: I didn't mean to. I just needed to see you.
Barbara: That's just it. You're too attached. That's not not gonna work.
Jim: Yeah, it'll work. We just have to be more careful.
Barbara: I told you not to need me so much, Jim.
Jim: You're the only person that's ever cared for me.
Barbara: You never let them. You need me because I'm nice and easy and safe. I come over, I do things, and you pay me. I'm like a can of peas to you, Jim. You open me up, and it's the same thing every time. No disappointment, no hurt, right?
Jim: No hurt. Then why am I hurting so bad right now?
Barbara: Welcome to the club. That's the price of admission. Life hurts.

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Barbara: Did you enjoy what you saw?
Jim: Yeah, it was great. But seeing you happy kind of made me jealous.
Barbara: Jim, simple. Remember?
Jim: Simple is good, right?
Barbara: I need $200 for tonight.
Jim: $200?
Barbara: Yeah.
Jim: I didn't even get to participate.

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