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Episodes Rated by IMDb User Rating

Rated Episodes

# Episode User
Rating		 User
Votes

1.1  Pilot 8.2 90
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.1 39
1.12  Camel Filters and Pheremones 8.1 134
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 7.9 48
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 7.8 66
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 7.7 40
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 7.6 57
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 7.6 51
5.17  Fish in a Drawer 7.6 70
3.12  That Special Tug 7.6 45
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 7.5 56
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 7.5 59
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 7.5 64
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 7.4 34
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 7.4 46
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.4 45
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 7.4 46
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 7.4 51
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 7.4 31
2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 7.4 66
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 7.3 52
4.15  My Damn Stalker 7.3 63
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 7.3 41
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 7.3 52
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 7.3 50
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.3 33
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 7.3 58
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 7.3 44
2.13  Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow 7.3 42
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 7.3 47
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 7.2 51
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 7.2 46
5.13  The Soil is Moist 7.2 34
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 7.2 62
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.2 55
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 7.2 41
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.2 58
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.2 37
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.2 32
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.2 37
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 7.2 26
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 7.1 55
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 7.1 49
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 7.1 63
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 7.1 62
2.24  Does Something Smell Funny to You 7.1 48
5.4  City of Great Racks 7.1 27
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.1 42
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.1 55
1.5  The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump 7.1 56
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.1 28
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 7.1 37
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.0 34
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 7.0 50
-  Jake Comes of Age 7.0 43
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.0 45
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.0 36
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 7.0 34
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 7.0 42
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 7.0 38
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7.0 44
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.0 48
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.0 51
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 7.0 59
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 7.0 62
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 7.0 47
5.7  The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.0 30
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 7.0 85
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 6.9 56
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 6.9 49
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 6.9 31
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 6.9 42
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 6.9 52
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 6.9 44
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 6.9 34
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 6.9 44
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 6.9 40
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 6.9 37
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 6.9 59
4.1  Working for Caligula 6.9 55
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 6.9 47
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 6.9 56
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 6.9 42
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 6.9 38
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 6.9 40
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 6.9 52
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 6.8 30
1.13  Sara Like Puny Alan 6.8 44
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 6.8 43
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 6.8 51
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 6.8 29
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 6.8 34
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 6.8 46
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 6.8 41
4.8  Release the Dogs 6.8 43
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 6.8 33
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 6.8 37
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 6.8 33
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 6.8 46
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 6.8 45
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 6.8 48
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 6.8 50
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 6.7 35
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 6.7 31
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 6.7 45
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 6.7 54
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 6.7 58
6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 6.7 15
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 6.7 41
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 6.7 38
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 6.7 30
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 6.7 10
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 6.6 39
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 6.6 51
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 6.6 47
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 6.5 46
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 6.5 43
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 6.4 43
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 6.4 40
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 6.3 39

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