"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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#	Episode	User Rating	User Votes
1.12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	7.9	114
1.1	Pilot	8.0	81
2.1	Back Off Mary Poppins	6.9	74
5.17	Fish in a Drawer	7.7	61
2.23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7.5	58
1.10	Merry Thanksgiving	7.3	57
4.6	Apologies for the Frivolity	7.5	57
1.4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	7.2	56
4.15	My Damn Stalker	7.5	56
4.5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	6.8	55
1.3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	7.0	54
1.7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	7.6	53
1.19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	7.1	53
4.19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	7.3	53
3.6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	7.6	52
1.18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	6.9	51
3.7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7.6	51
4.23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7.2	51
1.2	Big Flappy Bastards	7.2	50
3.24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	7.3	50
4.1	Working for Caligula	7.0	50
2.3	A Bag Full of Jawea	7.3	49
3.20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	6.9	49
4.2	Who's Vod Kanockers	7.0	49
4.11	Walnuts and Demerol	7.7	49
1.5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	7.1	48
1.6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	6.8	48
2.5	Bad News from the Clinic	7.1	48
1.15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	6.7	47
2.2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	6.9	47
2.18	It Was Mame, Mom	6.7	47
4.20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	6.9	47
1.21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	7.3	46
1.23	Just Like Buffalo	7.5	46
4.13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	7.0	46
4.18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	7.0	46
3.11	Santa's Village of the Damned	7.3	45
4.24	Prostitutes and Gelato	7.7	45
1.16	That Was Saliva, Alan	6.9	44
2.9	Yes, Monsignor	7.1	44
2.17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7.4	44
3.16	Ergo, the Booty Call	7.5	44
4.3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	6.8	44
1.9	Phase One, Complete	7.1	43
2.11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	6.9	43
2.12	A Lung Full of Alan	7.1	43
1.8	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	7.0	42
1.14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	6.9	42
1.24	Can You Feel My Finger	7.3	42
3.21	And the Plot Moistens	6.7	42
3.23	Arguments for the Quickie	6.8	42
4.9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	6.5	42
4.16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	6.9	42
2.6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	7.1	41
2.10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	7.5	41
2.20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	6.9	41
3.9	Madame and Her Special Friend	7.4	41
4.4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	6.6	41
1.22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	7.1	40
2.24	Does Something Smell Funny to You	7.2	40
3.8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	7.4	40
3.12	That Special Tug	7.8	40
4.14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	6.7	40
4.17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	7.1	40
1.11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	6.5	39
1.13	Sara Like Puny Alan	6.9	39
3.14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	7.4	39
4.8	Release the Dogs	6.9	39
-	Jake Comes of Age	7.2	39
1.20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6.5	38
2.4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	6.9	38
4.7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	7.1	38
4.10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	6.9	38
4.21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	6.7	38
3.19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	6.8	37
5.1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	7.3	37
1.0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	8.4	36
2.8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	7.1	36
2.13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow	7.3	36
3.13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	6.8	36
5.10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	7.5	36
1.17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	7.2	35
3.2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	7.0	35
3.15	My Tongue Is Meat	7.1	35
3.22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	6.7	35
4.12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	6.5	35
4.22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	6.7	35
2.7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	6.4	34
3.3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	7.3	34
3.17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7.3	34
2.16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	7.2	33
2.21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	6.9	33
3.4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	7.1	33
3.5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	7.1	33
2.19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	6.8	32
3.18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	6.8	32
2.14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	6.9	31
3.1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	6.9	31
2.15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	6.9	30
5.14	Winky-Dink Time	7.0	30
2.22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	6.8	29
5.8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	7.6	29
5.2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	6.8	28
5.11	Meander to Your Dander	7.0	28
5.16	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	7.6	28
3.10	Something Salted and Twisted	7.0	27
5.13	The Soil is Moist	7.4	27
5.15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	7.2	27
5.6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	7.4	26
5.12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	7.6	26
5.9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	6.9	25
5.7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	7.1	24
5.18	If My Hole Could Talk	6.5	24
5.3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	7.3	23
5.4	City of Great Racks	7.2	22
5.5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	7.3	21
5.19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	6.8	21

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6.11	Episode #6.11
6.12	Episode #6.12
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6.21	Episode #6.21
6.22	Episode #6.22

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"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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