Memorable quotes for
Adam & Steve (2005) More at IMDbPro »

Adam: Yeah, he is a shrink. I think he knows more about this stuff than us. He has a degree. We just have Oprah.
Rhonda: Oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides Oprah.

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Rhonda: I'm sweating like Whitney Houston going through customs!

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Rhonda: Silence Sober-One!

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Adam: You know for a shrink he's really unaware.
Rhonda: I'm tellin' you they're like preacher's kids!

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Rhonda: I have an audition for a lesbian cruise ship next week... I like lesbians. Lesbians like me.

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Adam: I may be damaged goods, but I'm goods none the less!

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Rhonda: [She of the formally fat] What're doin'? I can't eat that! One pie is like an appitiser to me, I eat that and I unleash the beast!

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Adam: Steve just broke up with me!
Rhonda: Oh my God!
Adam: There ain't no God!

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Rhonda: Why can't a lesbian diet and put on makeup at the same time? Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.

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Adam: Not bad for a dazzle dancer!

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Norm: Happiness is accepting life on life's terms, no matter what they happen to be. You just do your best with what you've been given.

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[repeated line]
Charlie: FAGS!

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Rhonda: You're an asshole and a baby! You're an asshole, and you're also a baby!

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