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from trailer]
[
Monica places a condom in his shirt]
Monica Garcia:
This is just in case you miraculously manage to utter something remotely intelligent.
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from trailer]
Sofia:
I don't think I can give him up.
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from trailer]
Monica Garcia:
What about school, your plans, the chart, everything?
Monica Garcia:
So, how long have you been having morning sickness?
Sofia:
2 weeks.
Monica Garcia:
Any other symptoms? You horny?
Sofia:
No.
Monica Garcia:
You're horny!
Sofia:
Maybe a little... Oh god. Ok, ok, ok. A lot. Very horny, Monica. Horny all the time. Horny before morning sickness, horny after morning sickness, and horny between. Horny, horny, horny, horny.
Monica Garcia:
I've never seen you horny before.
Sofia:
I'm supposed to meet that doctor from the ER.
Sofia:
I'm thinking of canceling.
Monica Garcia:
Why?
Sofia:
Because, he'll say a compliment like "Hello, how are you?" and I'm afraid that I'll start humping his leg like a dog.
Sofia:
I'm very disappointed in you Max. First, you break into my apartment. Then, you hit a girl.
Max:
Your not mad at me about hitting Kenny?
Sofia:
No, that one I can forgive. He's a pervert and he should be stopped. But, I don't want you hitting Charlie. If she tries to kiss you, kiss her back.
Max:
No way!
Sofia:
Women don't like men who give in too easily. Trust me. She kisses you because she loves a challenge.
Max:
Why?
Sofia:
Because... because women are like locas. That's why.
Max:
I thought she kisses me because she thinks I'm cute.
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